Taiwanese rat snake bites Taiwanese trouser snake A Taiwanese man is recovering in hospital after a snake sank its fangs into his todger as he sat down on the toilet at his rural home, Reuters reports. The unnamed 51-year-old Nantou County victim suffered "minor injuries" to his wedding tackle during the attack. The China Times explains: "As soon as he sat down, he suddenly …
reminds me of all those old japanese 'creature feature' movies
"trouser snake Vs toilet snake - in a thrilling battle to the death...guest starring godzilla and mothra"
wheres the icon for 'geeky old git'?
paris - cause she knows how to nibble on a trouser snake (assuming veracity of certain videos)
(No seriously)
He and his wife are missionaries in Africa. One place they stayed had only an outside privvy; one night Andrew needed a pee, grabbed his torch (oh you smutty bastards) and went outside into the loo.
With torch under armpit (pointing down) he reached for the lid to see a black mamba curled around the porcelain - they want me to visit tem sometime; no fucking way Ike, seriously.
... is in the constant flow of terror-tales from rural Asia. Unhappy with your insignificant worker bee existence in the first world? Fret not. Thanks To The Internet you know that in rural Asia, people are so poor they have to use their own dicks as bait to catch their dinner-snakes. You sure remember the rat problem in rural Asia that resulted from people snacking away all the snakes, too. That's the people wo were not killed in the latest bee-transport vs. rural road disaster. So cheer up, shut up and get back to work, before YOU get outsourced to rural Asia too.
"*We resisted it, and so can you. The first person to make the "When he looked down, he saw the big snake... and then he saw the reptile too" gag will be banned from El Reg for a month."
So does he need to coil the snake up before zipping?
/Oh PLEASE DO BAN ME for a month :) After that comment I deserve it
@Michael Walsh
"Classic comments all... does Sarah need a new keyboard, or have you become immune?"
You mean you dont know? She floats like a butterfly stings like a bee? Why else would this big burly guy she knows scream when he sees her coming?
/Im dead for this arnt I?
Ok it is a big joke.
But, I for one have had a similar experience in recent years.
In the middle of the night, I make my way to the privy, keeping out the lights to avoid completely waking up and have a seat. After a short while I experience pain not in the snake but the nearby rocks. I too jump to attention and flip on the lights. (Something about that experience.)
Not a snake but the john is crawling with ants. The biting kind apparently.
So the next time you back in just remember that not all may be as it was the day before.
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