"someone he believes will slip under Blighty's immigration radar"
"an extremist Liberal pro-abortion suicide bomber armed with an AK47."
It's funny because it's true.
The shock news earlier this week that an Oompa-Loompa, Tinky Winky and Spiderman had been cuffed after a nasty bout of fisticuffs at a Devon holiday camp prompted readers to demand an answer to that most pressing of questions: When the Tellytubbies and the Chocolate Factory employees go head-to-head, who's the last man standing …
"It's funny because it's true."
Yep, and then we look on in dismay as said extremist Liberal pro-abortion suicide bomber armed with an AK47 is then given jobseekers allowance, NHS care for those limbs so carelessy blown off, disability allowance for those aforementioned limbs, a council house and also wins a Government sweepstake allowing 1 member of the family to join them in the UK for every Ghurka denied access.
How I love this country...at least it's Friday so I drink myself into a state where I am no longer aware of anything, just floating on the delicious cloud of fantasy.