I am sure i have heard this before.....
Does the Sin Chew really have a story here? i would suspect it is a bit of a fib.
Paris, erm.... obviously!
A Singapore woman who hired a private detective to probe her husband's suspected infidelities got more than sufficient material for a divorce when the gumshoe witnessed the chap's secretary accidently bite off his todger. According to reports in China Press and, we kid you not, the Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was …
Apparently, and acording to reliable sources the story doesn't end there. Apparently during the journey to the hospital, the ambulance drove over a large pot hole in the road resulting in the dismembered member leaving the hand of the paramedic, flying out of he ambulance window and hitting the windscreen of the car behind. The driver, shocked at seeing this, turned to his passenger and shouted: 'GOD DID YOU SEE THE SZE OF THE COCK ON THAT FLY!?'.......ARP ARP
"What do think the PI used for his case notes? A dicktaphone?"
No, he was probably using a 3G vibrator (phone, that is) !! Full function sound and video and a large storage in the add-on memory card, too !! And he can send the evidence to his client at the press of a button !! Ah, the joys of modern science !!
A warning to all other guys trying this in their car - make sure she takes off her denture first !!
Love the picture in the metro story... subtitled "What a couple having an affair in a car might look like "
I wonder if that was shot in their carpark or if the range of images on stock photo websites is much more top-shelf than I gave them credit for?
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