Oompa-Loompa and Tinky Winky cuffed for drunken brawl

Devon cops yesterday cuffed an Oompa-Loompa, Tinky Winky and Spiderman following a drunken fancy dress punch-up at a Devon holiday camp. According to the Sun, officers were called to the Welcome Family Holiday Park in Dawlish at around 1am yesterday after 20 pissed holidaymakers laid into each other, in the process allegedly …

[Ed Blackshaw]

Reconstruction

please

[Anonymous Coward]

dippidy do

I doubt I'm going to be the first to say this but......

Pictures please, or it didn't happen.

[Anonymous Coward]

Get the toys out.

Playmobil, now!

Bonus points if you can include Wacqui Jacqui, for no reason other than I'd like to see various fictional characters beat the shit out of her.

[Anonymous Coward]

I dear...

I imagine tinky winky could give a good bashing with his handbag!

[Tim]

Excellent!

Reminds me of that pic from a year or so back with someone (in drag?) being stretchered away from a nightclub while two people in rabbit costumes look on. Anyone got a link for that? Or maybe my medication was particularly special at that time...

[David S]

Will nobody think of the children?

This is going to do nothing good for the developing psyches of any underage witnesses.

Still, as everyone else has said, POIDH.

[Anonymous Coward]

"Get the toys out"

Seconded.

[Martin Lyne]

Actually..

I would imagine Spiderman being involved in a brawl, it's what he does, generally..

[Andy ORourke]

Was Haeey Hill on the bill?

I like Teletubbies and I like Oompa Loompa's, but wich is best?

There's only one way to find out.............

[Alze]

Crap

The reg is turning into a rag publishing this kind of story. If it had a vague IT angle it would be reasonable but its just puerile crap.

[Simon Painter]

there is only one way to settle this...

FIGHT

[Kwac]

Ah, takes me back

to the days of Wolfie vs The Three Pigs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn8MmcLEXH8

[Sarah Bee]

Re: Crap

Everyone point at Alze and go "boooooo".

[david]

More...

...puerile crap please.

Especially when it involves people in padded suits smacking seven shades out of one another.

Also I'd like to sign up for the reconstruction petition. Hie the down to ToysRus as I don't suppose playmobile runs to all the characters involved.

[Chika]

Re: Alze

Boooooo

[michael]

*point @ alze*

boooooooooo

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: Re: Crap

* Points at Alze - booooooooo!

[Manas Straw]

"Get the toys out"

Thirded.

Full speed ahead with more of this stuff.

[Winkypop]

"Devon holiday camp"

Huts in a field

Wire perimeter fence

Uniformed staff

Awoken to a PA system

Communal meals

Regular parades

(cue: Great escape music....)

[Dan]

Re: Alze

Booooo

Playmobil fix needed!

[Trevor]

The moderatrix gave you an order!!

BOOOOOOO!

Please whip me....

[Paul Segrue]

Re: Alze

Boooooooo!

is it Friday all ready?

[Kevan]

@Alze

Booooooo!

[Juan Inamillion]

@Alze

Booooo!

FFS mate, it's in Bootnotes!

[Rob]

Weighing into the fight...

... I fourth the motion for Playmobil, it's your duty to the public.

Can we have one character representing Alze looking sad and lonely, cause that much is obvious.

[Anonymous Coward]

@Alze

Spellcasting:

C-H-A-S-T-I-S-E

</geek>

[Anonymous Coward]

Points@Alze

Boooooo

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: Get the toys out.

"Playmobil, now!

Bonus points if you can include Wacqui Jacqui, for no reason other than I'd like to see various fictional characters beat the shit out of her."

I would much prefer to see real people beat the shit out of Wacqui Jacqui.

[Anonymous Coward]

Yes mistress...

*points*

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[A. Coatsworth]

Re: Crap

*point at Alze*

Boooooooo

In other topics. When I read the title I thought the note was going to be about a drunken Google employee... Was I the only one?

[Steve Swann]

@Alze

Booooo! *pointing optional*

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: Re: Crap

But he's right.....

[Christopher Ahrens]

@ A.Coatsworth

I thought that too....

Also Booooooo!

[Anonymous Coward]

Jesus! (didn't wade in)

Quoting The Sun? Who's more in need of readers, El Reg or The Dandy, sorry The Sun?

[Anonymous Coward]

@Alze

Boooooo Hissssss Boooooo

[Fozzy]

@Alze

Boooooooooo

[Anonymous Coward]

@Alze

*point at Alze*

I fart in your general direction!

[Anonymous Coward]

Oh! Come on...

... over to Magaluf.

"Whatever the case, we'd pay good money to see either of them go head-to-head with the Smurfs, the Shaolin Temple kung fu monks and Chuck Norris..."

Get yourself over to Magaluf then where we witness such scenes every night with a few Wilma Flintstones and the 118 118 men for good measure.

The heart, as apparently it's all in the name of love when these stags and hens finally sober up enough to get married.

[Ascylto]

My money's on ...

Tink-Winky.

But I demand a Playmobil reconstruction, preferable with the assistance of the constabulary. and CCTV coverage if they weren't switched off.

Also, I've heard that OompaLoompa's ID card was out of date.

[Dr Patrick J R Harkin]

Teletubbies vs Oompa-Loompah

Well, Tubbies are tubby. They eat junk food and don't do much. Oompa-Loompahs are hard-working guys, hoisting sacks of cocoa beans and grinding sugar, day in day out. They'd kick the Tubbies to somewhere there's no stomach reception.

[Sweep]

@ Alze

You missed out an apostrophe, dullard.

[Anonymous Coward]

@ Sarah...

Just one little comment and you rule the world. Use your power wisely...

Paris, 'cause I can't have Sarah