I'm not sure comments are really necessary
Apparently she's well able to make herself heard.
A Tyne and Wear woman was yesterday remanded in custody for allegedly breaking an ASBO which required her not to annoy the neighbours by indulging in vociferous romps with her husband, the Telegraph reports. Caroline Cartwright, 48, of Washington, was hauled before magistrates on 17 April for five breaches of an previous noise …
... used to be a bit on the loud side. She kept the bedroom windows open, and on a Sunday morning, people walking their dogs would stop to allow their pets to take a widdle and listen to the various moans and groans. I did suggest that I should keep some scoreboards to hand out so that they could indicate what they thought on a scale of 1 to 10.
The funny thing is that when I moved, I rented the house out to a young lady. She has her boyfriend over occasionally (OK a bit more often that that) and when I bumped into my ex-neighbour, she was complaining about the noise my tenant makes with her boyfriend!
Meanwhile, the best that I can do is play my old Donna Summer records ("On the Radio" extended mix) - and I'm betting that half of the el Reg readers haven't a clue what I mean by that! Damn I'm old.
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The only reasons to remand someone are if they:
1. Might abscond - no evidence of that here
2. Might interfere with a witness - doesn't seem likely
3. Need to be protected - nope
4. Might reoffend
So it would seem she's been remanded to prevent her from having sex again. Which would seem to be somewhat excessive abuse of judicial power in contravention of Article 6 of European Declaration on Human Rights.
but where the hell is the IT angle ..
I do enjoy the odd random story to make me chuckle but lately this is becoming more a tabloid than a tech news site
Please im not asking for all the stories to be only 100% techie but please cut down a bit on the sun stories
"It's come to a funny state of affairs when a woman can't have a bit of rumpo in the privacy of her own bedroom."
"It's having it in your back garden that people are objecting to."
"We done it in the shed!"
"The shed collapsed! In fact sheds collapsed like dominoes all along Divinity Road. Mister Jones from number 36 phoned us - he claimed his compost heap was bouncing round the lawn."
"Look, Sergeant, you're a woman. You know about a woman's needs. When a woman needs love she's got to have it. Otherwise she's just a dried-up old prune."
"It doesn't strike me that banging away in the potting shed screaming 'do it to me big boy' at the top of your voice has much to do with love."
"Well I love it."
"I love sucking the middle bits out of Walnut Whips, but that doesn't mean I have the right to make everyone else listen to me do it!"
- The Thin Blue Line; "Night Shift"
Looks like her "beef curtains" have been well and truly pulled back. Camel toe it aint!
Gotta love the bare walls and plastic "bedside cabinets". What a boudoir...
Treble bagger if you ask me! One each, and one by the door for when plod next come a calling.
What's this stuff on my coat?
...that someone can be jailed for doing something that is not unlawful, simply because a court has imposed an ASBO.
If noisy sex is such a problem, then it should be made illegal in it's own right. The ASBO system needs to go. It is an effective way for the powers that be to crinimalise those who have not broken any real law, and allows the judiciary to impose arbitrary laws on people.
"It was recently reported that young people in Britain consider having an ASBO – an anti-social behaviour order – to be a ‘badge of honour’. These arbitrary rulings against youths are now seen as ‘glamorous must-haves’
The IPPR is concerned that youngsters learn too much from one another instead of from adults. "
Well I have had relationships with a couple of what can be called, in today's PC parlance, Louder Ladies (or Expressive Ladies) in my time I seem to find that it does not seem to be something they can help.....what exactly are they suposed to do? Shag in a soundproofed basement?
Are they planning to make sex illegal now? sheesh!