Oldsters: If you think you'll lose your memory, you will Here's one for all those concerned at the prospect of advancing age gradually stripping away their, erm, wait, tip of my tongue - memory. Bad news: your ability to retain information will indeed disappear as you get older. But, in a cruel twist of fate, if you aren't concerned you'll be fine. Yes, you read that right. New …
We should try this on young *and* old people. I suspect a strong correlation between what age one believes one is, and one's actual age. If so, this would prove that thinking one is young actually keeps one young, while thinking one is old would cause aging to occur.
Ergo, we would have the evidence we need to strike back at a society that is constantly telling our old people, "you're old". It's amazing to think that the social consensus is actually responsible for aging and death and that - just by changing social attitudes - we can achieve racial immortality.
I recently read this in "Teach Yourself Psychology" (Author Nicky Hayes) and published a few years back.
In this she states that tests find that "oldsters" actually have better memory than youngsters unless they believe they don't! In other words we are being conned into believing that our memory gets worse with age (perhaps more overloaded!) - I write as a mid 50s oldster !. But youngsters just don't care about forgetting things!
Since reading that I've stopped worrying about forgetting (still annoying though ! ).
Now, I wonder where I left the book....
Come on everyone knows that if you believe something, 9/10 it will come true. You think you're ill, you will eventually make yourself ill to fit those thoughts.
I am convinced that unless I wear a hat on cold or windy days, I will catch colds. Since I started making sure I always wear my hat ( like my mum always told me to! ) I have had far fewer colds, I am convinced that the hat is the key. It's more likely that I am more careful than I was when I was younger and I don't stand about getting cold and damp when it's raining. I have a better diet and I exercise more than ever before, it's more likely these are the real reasons, but I still panic that I feel worse, when I don't know where my wooly hat is!
This is just a rehash of the old tell someone that people like them tend to do crap in a test and funnily enough they do too experiment that's been done on let's see: women, <insert nigh on every race under the sun>, blondes, people who like cheese, kittens (probably).
Obviously not being interested enough to fork out for a subscription to Geriatrics in Electrodes monthly, I have to wonder whether they've factored in whether this is exclusive to memory tests or if it's more of the "being told you're crap at _anything_ doesn't make you do better" effect that the plethora of variations on this theme and the "proofs" of stigmatisation would suggest.
Way ahead of you. A few years back in an attempt to retain my teenage years i decided not to turn twenty, but to turn Twenteen. Then Twentyoneteen, Twentytwoteen etc, by my reckoning a year after i turn Twentynineteen i'll revert back in some form of Positive-Mental-De-Ageing.
Count it out yourself, it's undeniable!
That's why i'm never going to grow up. Doesn't matter if I have to work. Doesn't matter if I have sprog. Doesn't matter if I have grey hair. Getting really OLD is mentally just thinking you're not a kid any more and can't play and have a good time with things. No, the body doesn't work like it used to (or how I would like)...but then, it never did :-) No, the brain doesn't work like it used to (or how I would like to think I remember it)...but then, it... well, go on now.
Time for a little lie down.
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