Voluntary genetic dead-end.
"whether they've inadvertently qualified themselves for Darwin awards by removing themselves from the gene pool remains to be seen."
We can only hope this is the case.
A Swedish man allegedly narrowly escaped castration by his former girlfriend, after he dodged the enraged ex's opening shot from an electric stun gun. The Local.se reports that the man had met with his ex to arrange the retrieval of some of his belongings. When he arrived though, he quickly realised the 26 year old woman from …
"However, a prompt backwards lunge saved the man from a painful volting."
The lunge is distinctly a forward movement, the retreat is a backwards movement.
Please see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_terms for proper fencing terminology.
And if you don't believe me that fencing terms are appropriate, then answer me what terms are more appropriate when battling for or with your sabre/Épée/foil/penis.
Mine's in my coat pocket ready for the next duel.
So let me get this straight. News story (unverified) talks about a somewhat implausible, possibly excruciatingly painful, method of self-harm and within a few hours there is enough volunteered video material on the net to fill maybe a half-hour slot on a late-night cable channel? Let's hope there are no TV execs reading this.
On the other hand, if you folks at El Reg are ever feeling mischievous, you now know that you simply have to write down your perverted fantasy (dressed up as a news story) and someone will act it out for you and post the video. Incredible!
Truly the aliens have landed and they are us.