
Aparachnik in the BBC Board of Governors
Jezza only apologised because he has to, the political appointees in the BBC Board of Governors seek every opportunity to undermine the Beeb.
Yes, it's juvenile and totally unnecessary, but this YouTube clip of Top Gear main man Jezza Clarkson confined to a portable bog at the recent Mallorca Classic Car Rally has proved a bit of a hit down at YouTube: Ho ho. Doubtless those who have in the past been on the receiving end of Clarkson's wit - including prozzie- …
Imagine that you're a disgusting pile of shit in a cheap temporary public toilet. You lay there, covered in chemicals, steaming away in the balmy temperatures whilst people drop more shit on you. You're swimming with disease. You're the lowest of the low - life could not get any worse for you.
Then Jeremy Clarkson walks in and suddenly life's not that bad. There are far worse things you could be than a steaming, fetid pile of shit. Silently you say a prayer of thanks that you aren't Jeremy Clarkson.