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Top Japanese mathematical modelling boffins have used the latest in 3D computing to achieve a much better grasp of women's bodies. Kensuke Nakamura of Kyoto Institute of Technology and Takao Kurokawa of Osaka University say that a truly accurate 3D mathematical picture of the female form has thus far been lacking. The duo say …
Hey, journalism based on nothing but a press release isn't as bad as it gets. At least half of journalism is based on another journalist's report which was originally based on nothing but a press release.
But you're quite right, I didn't exactly unleash the Sunday Times Insight Team on this one.
I dunno - it just seemed like it wasn't really all that important a story, somehow.
Pun intended. So "a truly accurate 3D mathematical picture of the female form has thus far been lacking" ? So glad the top boffins of our day are tackling the really big issues - I can't believe we have managed so far without one! I mean for 10,000 years plus we have been shuffling around in ill fitting garments resembling empty crisp packets tripping on our trouser hems and wrinkling up our baggy shirts
1) How many women have bodies that actually conforms to a mathematical standard?
2) How is this going to prevent anyone buying ill-fitting garments?
3) What happens when someone loses/gains the odd few pounds
I don't think japanese bespoke tailors will be committing seppuku with their scissors just yet
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