Scotland Today in news nipslip outrage Viewers of STV's Scotland Today got an unexpected Royal Bank of Scotland bonus on Tuesday when the teatime edition of the news prog featured a "busty blonde" nipslip boob. According to the Scottish Sun, the woman "unwittingly bared all from the passenger seat of a car as the driver - an RBS worker - was being interviewed about …
... the title is saucy ... but really light ... in Scotland this time of year ... no way, definitely a case of misplaced 3rd nipple.
If you want clearly identifiable nipples on a Telly broadcast, watch Underbelly, it's all about bonking system and bone-uses too.
The holy coat for me. Ta.
Alas, not a nip, just light.
When she raises her hand to toy with her hair, her arm blocks the light & her so-called nip disappears.
Judging by the way she keeps pushing her chest forward, adjusting her hair, chewing with her mouth open & smiling at the camera, she seems eager to create a good impression.
...after close scrutiny by myself and a highly qualified team of IT-colleagues I can confirm it's a play of light caused by her button hole, it's devastating I know and it does create a wonderful, extremely realistic illusion.
I just don't know what else to say.
Except it's a shame she's constantly chewing the cud like a highland cow the entire time...such a turn off!
Meh!
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the howls of outrage and "think of the children" from a tiny but very loud-mouthed minority would be audible from the next continent over, and the FCC would be attempting to fine the network about eleventy-billion dollars.
I like the TV bod's "hope nobody was too distracted" comment, clearly the UK still does *some* things right. For now.
However, six months from now when Wacky Jaqui has made all nipplage illegal and just viewing it becomes punishable by 10 years in the salt mines, you're all completely fucked. Sorry.
That being the case why does she appear to have several nipples, evenly spaced just under the edge of her blouse? And even if it's not light shining through a button hole it's in completely the wrong place.
Seems there are an awful lot of saddos posting on here who have never seen a female nipple before.
> Either that or she has extremely perky tits with nipples in the wrong place.
>Nipples do not point upwards at 45 degrees.
Wow. Two people lining up for the "public admission that I'm basing my theory on nipple placement based on my worldy breast experience of my Mum's milk-filled bazongas and that girl that showed me her tits when I bribed her with my lunch money".
Those tits are NOT perky. $10 says they fail the pencil test.*
I guess we'll know soon when she hits page 3 of The Sun.
And someone stick something in her mouth to stop that ghastly chewing.
* That's not a bad thing, though, really.
Lester,
i can only thank you for re-uniting me with my Spaniel 'Flopsy' who I lost recently at the M74 services in Hamilton. It was pure fluke that my son spotted the spaniels nose protruding out of the lady's top, who, incidently it turned out to be a distant relative of Cloella Deville the notorious dalmation executioner. The good news is that Flopsy is now home and once we have weaned him off milk should make a full recovery.
Thanks once again!
The comments betray a number of common misconceptions.
1. Children are completely oblivious to nudity, both their own and other peoples.
2. Most teenagers have been taught to be silly about nudity, both their own and other peoples.
The consequences of point 2 are predictable. The UK has the worst figures for teenage pregnancy, abortion and STIs of any country in Europe. Prudery is child abuse and no amount of misplaced moralistic hand wringing can change that simple fact.
It seems the STV site is under a bit of strain, since it made 'Reg headlines on the Friday summary email rather a lot of people have been, err, trying to penetration test the sight^W site
Either that or many more people are trying to keep abreast of things north of the border.
Drill down to it at "Scotland Today", Tuesday, about 5 or more mins in from memory.
Pervs, the lot o'yas
Oh wait... it don't(the word in question is really "SFX"). If the broadcast was anywhere near as low quality as the pics, then the only people who could possibly have seen the alleged slip would be people looking closer than they have reason to(and it looks more like something off the blouse anyway).
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