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It's with a great deal of pleasure that we today wish a very happy birthday to El Reg's fave celeb Paris Hilton - she without whom Fridays would in the last couple of years have been a sorry affair indeed marked merely by wholly IT-related material and bereft of something for self-appointed content guardians to bang on about at …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    pictures please

    come on you cheer up a dull day with at least a few pictures of our princess

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  2. Neil
    Paris Hilton

    Oh, age!

    I thought you meant IQ!

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  3. Andy Worth
    Paris Hilton

    Where's the Paris angle??

    Oh.....there it is :)

    By the way, we expect pics!!

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  4. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Happy Birthday to you

    ...hope it goes with a bang, which in turn will then be a popular download for many.

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  5. Paul
    Paris Hilton

    28 human years ...

    is only 4 dog years.

    Surely she's been around than that ?

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  6. Steven
    Happy

    God bless her...

    ...and all who sail in her.. ;o)

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  7. Robert Moore
    Linux

    Oh the pain.

    Paris sucking face with Bill Gates! This is an image that I will never get out of my mind.

    Curse you Lester. Curse you and your descendants for a thousand generations!

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  8. Stuart Castle Silver badge

    Only 28

    Surely she has made more than 28 Grumble Flicks?

    Having sad that, she has made a small fortune selling them, so maybe she can't really be considered amateur..

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  9. slack
    Paris Hilton

    Happy birthday dear Paris..

    Haaaapy birthday toooo yoooooo

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  10. StillNoCouch

    I for one

    welcome the twenty-eigth year reign of our blonde overlord.

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  11. V
    Paris Hilton

    Oh no

    What a depressing way to find out I share a birthday with Paris.

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  12. Jonathan

    But.....

    Who will put the candles on her cake for her? She cant count that high!

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  13. Anonymous Coward
    Dead Vulture

    Thank you

    You totally ruined *my* 28th birthday coming up next week. Mostly with the realization that even if I would suck face with Bill Gates this weekend, pretty much noone would care. Even if I twitter about it.

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  14. Law
    Paris Hilton

    YEY!!!

    Was waiting for the right article to send this link out for comments on el reg:

    PS - it's not-NSFW, so don't worry!

    http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

    Happy Birthday Paris, we salute you!!

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  15. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Yeah, sure

    Gates wife would just love the hell out of seeing that.....bwaaaa haaa haaa haaa haaa

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  16. David
    Heart

    Happy Birthday Paris

    I for one simply wish her a Happy Birthday.

    I dislike the negative jibes, usually made by the uglier members of our sickish society. Paris is a beautiful girl and suffers more from the jealousy of the holier-than-thou brigade and the lesser intelligent dirty-minded little bastard of low brain cell count, pretending to be more intelligent than her. She is just a girl of beautiful appearance who likes to live her life in her own way.

    I raise my glass to her, I think she has done well ! She has certainly done a lot better than anyone that I ever heard making comments about her, that's for sure.

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  17. Chris Lovell
    Thumb Up

    RE: YEY!!!

    Surely "not-NSFW" should just be 'SFW'? Bloomin' double-negatives.

    And I'm not sure if I'm more amused by the article or the comments. Thanks to Lester and the commenters for brightening my day.

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  18. Law
    Paris Hilton

    RE: RE: YEY!!!

    "Surely "not-NSFW" should just be 'SFW'?"

    Where would be the fun in that?? ;)

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