Cue....
Aaarghhh, no stop it. More electromagnetic radio wave thingys causing me to have hyper electro sensitivity (my lawyer thought that sounded good) and my head hurts, I can't see properly and it stops me from walking more than 5 feet. It also makes me fat and causes cancer.
Ban the wireless now before we are all disease riddled cancer victims by this invisible menace.
Won't somebody think of the children!