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Cairns police have arrested and charged the perv burglar who twice broke into a sex shop, had his evil way with "Jungle Jane" inflatable dolls and then unceremoniously dumped his conquests in an alleyway. According to the Cairns Post, the unnamed 23-year-old was cuffed following "intelligence-based inquiries". He had three …

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  1. Liam Johnson
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    Cairns Post

    And here was me thinking the Cairns Post would have some nice pics of the wonderful shaggable Jungle Jane, instead it is just some guy.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Police codes:

    ...following "intelligence-based inquiries" - Code for - "We waited him on that friggin' alley."

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    eltiT

    Ahh, the return of the old "Swap the image whilst no-ones looking" trick.

    If that is in fact the shag-doll in question on the Cairns Post website, its amazingly life-like, if unnecessarily ugly. With a beard.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Looks like

    your typical ozzy wanker.... oh wait

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Charges

    Shouldn't he be charged with 'breaking and entering and entering'?

  6. Bad Beaver
    Stop

    I still object

    to the use of "perv" in this case. Criminal, yes. Weird, yes. Sad, yes. Perv? How?

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Missing An "Alleged" Here?

    So the police didn't issue the suspect's name but the Cairns Post is quite happy to show a picture of *someone* thus publicly identifying them before the trial?

    If he is found guilty then by all means call the suspect the "Jungle Jane Shagger", but until then shouldn't they be referred to as the alleged Jungle Jane Shagger?

  8. Mike Crawshaw
    Go

    Seeing his picture...

    makes the reasons for his behaviour clear...

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Charges...

    He is charged with two counts of entering premices with intent and one count of breaking in.

    So he burgled the shop three time and raided the bar next door which covers the four counts of entering the premices with intent so is the charge for "attempted break-in" intended to cover the alleged rape of the Jungle Jane blow up doll?

    If this is the case then the "attempted" part is just vindictive. Its a rubber doll. You either break it in or you dont. Its not as though its going to fight back. Then again from the look of the photo of the suspected perp , he does look like someone who could loose a fight with a blow up doll.

    Mines the one with the bicycle pump in one pocket and the hand cuffs in the other

  10. Pete Spicer
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    Rather unfortunate...

    The article linked to in the Cairns Post has a rather unfortunate quote from a policeman involved in it:

    "...we attended a Manunda address..."

    Not sure he was the man under Jungle Jane though...

  11. Hollerith

    Why not just buy one?

    Or is he, erm, strapped for cash? Or does he just not like washing the thing afterwards?

    If he gets off on the robbery -- pal, they aren't feeling violated. You are wanking into a piece of inflated plastic.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    The charge

    If the dolls are at all damaged after his activities, will he be charged with Entering and Breaking?

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Hooray....

    It's Friday already!

  14. Loki

    But...

    ... did he leave a deposit?

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    Brace yourselves

    Anyone else reckon the charges will be inflated?

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Brace yer selves (again)

    @ AC 13:32 GMT,

    Yes, the charges will probably be blown up out of all proportion,

    Paris, cos she knows how to blow.

  17. LINCARD1000
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    Hmm...

    Judging by that picture, no wonder he was shagging inflatable sex-toys. What real woman (or man, for that matter) would want to shag *that*?

  18. Elmer Phud

    Customer Focus

    Maybe he just wanted to try them out first before making a purchase. Most people do that sort of thing with shoes -- you know, try to find something that fits.

  19. B
    IT Angle

    NSFW - and the doll looks like

    http://www.premiumtoyz.co.uk/sexshop/product_info.php/info/p3192_love-doll-Jungle-Jane.html

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    RE: I still object

    He is considered a perv by both sides of the moral fence:

    "Sex doesn't exist" side - because he was performing the act

    "Sex is enjoyable" side - because he was abusing and wasting perfectly good dolls.

  21. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    "It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street"

    I'm sure that the dolls will rest easy now.

  22. pete
    Coat

    I suppose...

    I suppose you could say that he was pretty hard up.

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