US smutmongers want big bucks bailout Stateside pornographers have asked Congress to stump $5bn "to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America" amid the increasing economic gloom which is apparently sapping Yanks' will to get their end away. According to the Telegraph, the porn tin rattling is led by Hustler big swinging dick Larry Flynt, who's aligned himself with …
The porn world has consistently been one of the biggest business innovators. Surely Congress should tell "No", watch how they restructure their business/supply chain and then use that model to advise everyone else.
VHS, web, everything. Porn go there first, porn made the market and then everyone else cashed in. It may be sad, but it's true.
... shouldn't 'we' be bonking less and producing fewer humans? Maybe the money should be put into online pr0n, thus enabling more males to stay at home fiddling instead of going out and potentially breeding.
Paris, because the world is ready for another night in her.
When people are short of money, they stop going to the cinema or theatre and watch the TV or DVD's instead.
When people are short of money, they stop going to expensive "adult entertainment" places and surf for porn or turn to local availability (their partners?) instead...!
Paris, because, well....
US porn industry needing a hand(job)- out? This idea really sucks.
It's not as if the two of them are short of cash as they've almost perfected the art of squeezing money out of punters (and the rest of the web thanks them for it).
It always has to be bigger, doesn't it. They don't need the extra support or injection to keep things up.
We're already giving billions to people I feel are far more insidious than these, uh, fornicators. At least they're upfront and honest about who they drill and why and certainly willing to bare all. And from what I've always seen everybody involved comes out fulfilled and smiling.
Contrast that when I listen to politicians and "bankers" I always feel raped and only those talking are smiling.
Paris because, well, even Paris is honest about her actions.
No doubt it is a real request - 'merkins seem addicted to both cars and sex so it's more to keep the addicts supplied than a butt-plug to stop cash disappearing. Both industries are after more cash to keep a common addiction going - that of private jets.
Fuck 'em both, why should the American people be told to supply the lube to make it easier for the big knobs when the rest have a rather limp outlook.
Gordon Brown and the ZaNew Labour Stazzi are decimating what little pr0n industry the UK has by criminalising anyone who dares to look at anything even remotely kinky.
On (in?) the other hand, they are giving another few billion to the wunch of Bankers who got us into this mess in the first place (and yes, I did see Our Glorious Leader on TV saying there were no firm plans to give more money to the banks, but that just means he's not trying to bury other bad new at the moment...)
Anyone seen my Winter Fuel payment? Oh wait, there it goes - I guess the bank's Execs need it now they're not supposed to be taking their huge bonuese this year...
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