German beaver escapes from Dartmoor A German beaver being held prisoner behind an electric fence on Dartmoor has escaped, according to reports. The furry trunk-muncher is now carving a swathe of destruction through Cornwall, mowing down mighty trees like corn to satisfy its animal lusts. The Guardian reports that the bucktoothed Boche bole-botherer busted out of …
"According to Derek Gow, beaver expert...". Fantastic, I wish my job title was that good.
On another note, do you think he is an expert solely on German beaver? I would like to think myself something of an expert on the English tufted beaver, with an occasional glimpse of the lesser spotted Brazilian smooth beaver.
Paris because she has also been associated with other beaver related news.
That's it...
By Peter Fielden-Weston Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 16:16 GMT
Gonna get down to Cornwall and get me some beaver.
Ohhhh no your not
I've closed the A30 and the A39 so your effectively screwed!!
The Beaver is heading towards my cottage and my wife is away until New Year. WoooHooo
OOOOPS I meant BoooHooo ;)
Bring it on Beaver, haven't seen a German one around my farm in ages 8)
Do they shave under the armpits?
If not I'll have a bath run with the shaving foam and a razor ready.
Can't wait
WoooHooo
"It seems that once upon a time there was beaver as far as the eye could see here in old Blighty, but they were eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors."
Our ancestors had different habits, beavers in Briton were driven to extinction by being skinned used to keep one warm. Whereas over in Canada we stil have many wild beaver and given the chance use them to keep us warm, Although many Brits have protests over this, I too would protest if I lived in a country with only few beaver and those keep in zoos where you are only allowed to look but not touch.
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