
I'm in...
"The agency added the road was "likely to remain closed until Friday afternoon" pending the arrival of a clean-up team of sweet-toothed alcoholics."
OK, count me in...
A northbound stretch of the M42 was this morning closed after a six-vehicle pile-up "sent marshmallows and beer spilling out onto the carriageway", the BBC reports. Several lorries and a van were involved in the incident at around 04:00 GMT. The motorway is closed at junctions 10 and 11 near Tamworth Services, and the Highways …
A friend of mine is a police officer. He was on traffic duty when a truck shed its load of frozen prawns all over the A14 near Cambridge on a hot summer day. It took the clean-up crew several hours to shovel up the spilled crustaceans, and by lunchtime, the stench was appalling.
"It took the clean-up crew several hours to shovel up the spilled crustaceans, and by lunchtime, the stench was appalling."
Yeah, well, some of those cleanup crews have very low standards of personal hygiene.
Thank you very much, I'm here all week, don't try the fish, it's been scraped off a motorway...