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[Craig]

Agggggg.... the horror

Please warn when you're going to put a link to the Daily Mail... Now I've contaminated my browser cache with evidence that I've visited that xenophobic bile-fest.

[Ed Blackshaw]

I for one welcome...

...our new cloned supermodel overlords... err overladies?

[Anonymous Coward]

If Karolina Kurkova does not have a belly button

She must be an alien in a homo sapiens suit.

[The Mighty Spang]

who?

never heard of her. mind you i don't have a telly and don't read trashy papers.

[Anton Channing]

Brave New World

Maybe she was decanted? Aldous Huxley's vision may well be turning into reality...

[Anonymous Coward]

I'm for the black team

at least they have some meat on them.

[Anonymous Coward]

I'm not angry, just disappointed . .

Oh god, you're turning into Heat Magazine !

A gossip rag. Even lower than a scum-sucking, bottom feeding, red-top tabloid. Not fit to wrap chips!

Stop this rot ! or at the very least decorate the article with totty snaps ;o)

[Ian Halstead]

I feel dirty now

Well thanks a bunch. I've just ended up on the Daily Mail website and now need the equivalent of a radioactive contaminant scrub-down. That was just mean putting those links there...

Paris? Scrubber.

[al]

how would you identify adam and eve on a nudist beach ?

They won't have belly buttons.

[Simon Buttress]

Kim Kardashian and her ilk

Can GTF, along with her 'fans'. I wouldn't shed a tear if they were erased.

Paris - slightly hypocritical but keep her as what would El Reg do for an icon?

[Henry Cobb]

Kurkova never lost her navel

You don't get a navel if you're hatched from the clone tanks.

[Charlie]

If i wanted to read the Mail...

Can we please have some kind of (Heil) tag like we have (pdf) (doc) etc so I can stop accidentally wandering into that minefield of shit?

[Robert Ramsay]

well...

"we prefer to contemplate just exactly how Kurkova lost her navel in the first place."

She probably has it in a jar on her desk.

[Anonymous Coward]

Who?

"Since Kim Kardashian is now officially El Reg's stand-in celebutard..."

Please. No.

[Anonymous Coward]

wow

admitting you have no IT angle and quoting the mail :P

[Anonymous Coward]

no navel

I would say an opperation or something similar.

or shes a mutant. I vounteer to help find her real beyybutton :)

[Paul Brandon]

Prototype

It's obvious, she's a Lizard Alliance prototype - a clone designed to entice much of the populace into blind worship of said exemplary midriff and distract the world from their dastardly plans.

[Anonymous John]

" Kristin Cavallari"

Shouldn't that be " Kristin Kavallari"? Everyone else has both names starting with "K".

[Ian Michael Gumby]

What do you mean no IT angle?

To quote the article: "The ensuing Victoria's Secret fleshfest was notable for the presence of Czech model Karolina Kurkova, who for some reason doesn't have a belly button."

If there's no belly button, then she wasn't born in the "natural" fashion.

Could it be that some evil scientist has learned how to clone humans after all?

Or is she some form of extraterrestrial life form?

You be the judge....

[Paul]

Oh my god

What is the point in that woman. PH is at least funny (in an at not with way) and rich. This woman is not attractive, funny or rich, just anoying.

Bring back PH!

[Anonymous Coward]

Karolina Kurkova

I don't know about the belly button but she's cameltoe-tastic! :D

[Anonymous Coward]

Botty

"Czech model Karolina Kurkova, who for some reason doesn't have a belly button".

So just how the hell does she stop her bum falling off?? :-o

[Anonymous Coward]

Stay away from trouble...

The last famous woman with no bellybutton was named Eve and look how much trouble she got us into.

[HFoster]

Skynet's at it again, obviously

No bellybutton? Probably an I950 Infiltrator, if not a T-1000 variant.

[HFoster]

Oh, and

Kardashian: fit, if vacuous.

Also, Kardashian? Aren't they a race of quasi-reptillian outer space fascists in Star Trek?

[J]

No bellybutton?

Well, angels do not have a mother, now do they?

Sorry, I'm leaving already...

P.S. dammit, the model photo shoot I attended this weekend was in a winery, no bikinis involved. It was very cold too, hm... :-)

[Paul]

Not fit to wrap chips?

"Oh god, you're turning into Heat Magazine! A gossip rag. Even lower than a scum-sucking, bottom feeding, red-top tabloid. Not fit to wrap chips!"

The Register has never been fit to wrap chips. Seriously, have you ever tried folding a computer monitor? Getting the grease off the screen is a bitch, too.

Though I did once do IT support in an office where I'm pretty sure one of the managers used his keyboard as a serving platter.

[Anonymous Coward]

IT angle

Those pics made my IT angle considerably more acute.

[Nordrick Framelhammer]

@Botty

She is one of te new lick and stick models.

[Anonymous Coward]

@HFoster

That's the Cardassians. And, if you MUST know, their government was liberalized following the Dominion War, so at the latest point in canon they're not as fascist.

I'll get my body-hugging uniform...

[Michael Dunn]

Cardassians

Dammit, David, I was going to make that comment!

I guess she'd look good in a Cardassian outfit.

[Michael Dunn]

PS

Of course, she's not Seven of Nine.....mmmm!

[HFoster]

@David Wiernicki

I know, dude. It was just one of my shit jokes.