Motorola pours out cocktail phone

Do you often gulp down White Russians? If the answer’s yes, then a dude like you is sure to welcome the opportunity to wrap his paws around two new flavours, ‘Mint’ and ‘Tropical’. Moto_cocktail_02 Motorola's VE70: coming to a bar store near you Unfortunately, for the boozers among you, both are actually the latest 3G …

[Tom Richardson]

Prediction:

This is going to be a load of shit like every other handset they've launched in the last couple of years.