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We’ve no idea what Darth Vader eats* for breakfast, but even those strong with the Sith need a good start to the day if they’re to defeat the Jedi and overthrow the Republic. So, thankfully, a Star Wars toaster’s been invented. StarWars_toaster_01 "No, I am your breakfast..." Although the TIE toaster isn’t as technically …

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  1. Matt Kimber

    Vader on toast?

    Looks more like Cthulhu in a novelty hat...

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  2. dervheid
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    I sense a disturbance...

    in the toast.

    Yes Luke, I am your Toaster!

    May the farce be with you.

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  3. thefutureboy
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    Death Star Canteen

    This will explain Lord Vader's eating habits, I'm sure:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hp69rg6Hdlo

    Does contain some swearing and Eddie Izzard. And also some written comments from people who believe it can't be funny as he is gay/transvestite/transsexual etc...

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  4. JediHomer
    Joke

    I always thought...

    ... he had the penne all'arrabbiata...

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

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  5. Anonymous Coward
    Boffin

    "but even those strong with the Sith"

    Sorry, no. That's like saying "the Jedi is strong in this one". I think what you meant is "The Dark Side".

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  6. Alan Esworthy
    Coat

    Missed opportunity

    Had the developers of this wonderfully unnecessary item been thinking, they would have had the toaster burn a negative image on reverse. Then we'd all have instant access to the Dark Side.

    Mine's the rumpled floor length one with the deep hood.

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  7. Anonymous John

    Hand gesture

    "This isn't the shade of brown you're looking for."

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  8. Vero Pepperrell
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    Darth Vader's diet

    Aren't we all aware that Darth Vader's favourite dish is Penne a la arabiata?

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

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  9. Rob Beard
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    Not a fan of Star Wars but...

    ...that is freaking cool!

    I want one!

    Sods law the web site says it only ships to US & Canada, then there's the problem of the different voltages (I wonder if running one of these things at 240V would work and if it makes the toast browner?).

    Rob

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  10. Gianni Straniero
    Alien

    Hmmm

    Looks to me like someone's been messing around with their Cylon toaster:

    http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/07/15/frakkin_cylon_toaster/

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  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Darth Vader eats...

    ...toblerones, of course.

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  12. Anonymous Coward
    Dead Vulture

    "We're not sure we've ever seen Darth's diet"...?

    Helloooooo?

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7LzE_qEvWCw

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  13. Matthew Coulson
    Alert

    b3ta did it first.

    As thought of here: http://www.b3ta.com/board/8780007

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  14. Toby Rose
    Coat

    Mouse Droid

    Should have been Mouse Droid-shaped instead!

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  15. jai

    that's no grapefruit....

    ...i find your lack of marmite disturbing...

    ...i felt a disturbance in the force, as if a million rice crispies suddenly snap-crackle-n-pop'd in terror and then were instantly silenced....

    ...crunchie nut cornflakes and a cuppa tea are no match for a good slice of toast in your hand, kid

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  16. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Let's write a lettere to Santa!

    My son and I want this at home: "so that I can eat Darth 'Water' at breakfast" says my son....

    I would second that!

    Dear Santa...

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  17. Barry John Williams

    Penne all'arrabbiata

    Darth Vader eats Penne all'arrabbiata:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

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  18. Frumious Bandersnatch
    Joke

    I know what you're getting for Christmas..

    "I felt your presents"

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  19. Warhelmet

    Psssss-Chuuuu

    I find your lack of fibre most disturbing...

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  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Formula for a Star wars related comment...

    Something something something DARK SIDE, something something something COMPLETE.

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  21. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    WWJJBD

    What Would JarJar Binks Do???

    Mine's the one with jam stains on the front.

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  22. vincent himpe

    darth vader is a wussy

    if ti would have been Dark Helmet ! may the schwartz be with you

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  23. b166er

    RoTM

    Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created...

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  24. Josh
    Linux

    I wanna get one

    And experience the dark side of the toast.

    "I want my breakfast, Admiral - Not excuses."

    "You are to capture Solo alive. No shaking it up."

    "I smell a disturbance in the eggs. Something I have not smelt since-"

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  25. wsm

    New possibilities for Star Wars 8

    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: "The Empire is toast!"

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  26. Joseph Helenihi
    Pirate

    Waiting for...

    ...the enterprising ebayer that will put a piece Vader toast up for bidding,

    "Look, you can see Darth Vader!, bid now, bid often!!!"

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  27. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Was anyone besides me...

    ...reminded of "Hardware Wars"?

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  28. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Yawn

    Are people still obsessed with a second rate Sci-Fi movie after all these years ?

    Now a picture of Jesus/Buddha/Mohammed from a toaster would have real FleaBay potential ! (whatever happened to Golden Casino anyway ?)

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  29. Paul Lee

    Woolworths

    Remember the Woolworths advert? "Did you purchase the toaster?"

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  30. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Please use whole grain bread...

    ...thus, you say to your toast before you eat it: 'there is good in you, I can sense it'

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  31. Astarte

    Upload

    Wouldn't it be nice if the heating elements where based on a matrix layout so images could be uploaded. I once saw this done by a steerable CO2 laser but it wouldn't have fitted into the average kitchen.

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  32. Andy ORourke
    Joke

    If only......

    they had made one with an image of jesus on I could have made a fortune flogging the bread based holy relics on eBay in Merica!

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  33. Michael Kilner
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    Next: The Light Sabre Floro-Desk Lamp?

    Only one and as Darth would say, "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created......"

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  34. BigTim
    Coat

    Impressive

    Most impressive

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  35. Anonymous Coward
    Unhappy

    it will toast a perfect image of the Dark Lord onto each slice of bread

    Are we talking about the same Dark Lord? One is the Dark Lord of the Sith, other is a noseless one.

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  36. radian
    Coat

    kitchen appliances

    What next? A freezer with a Carbonite and Hoth settings?

    Yes that's a crap joke but I don't care because its gone 12 and I'm leaving work...

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  37. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @darth vader is a wussy

    And it would have a bagel setting.

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  38. Yorkshirepudding
    Go

    another star wars quote?

    all too easy.....

    that is all

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  39. Steve Williamson
    Happy

    One problem with that toaster...

    ....no matter which setting you put it on, it's always going to have a darkside....

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  40. Mofette
    Go

    We NEED this

    Having just realised after 4 months in the house that we don't have a toaster, and bearing in mind that my fiance has an Imperial Star Wars tattoo, we NEED this.

    When is it coming out in the UK?!

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