back to article Yes! It's the Darth Vader breakfast toaster

We’ve no idea what Darth Vader eats* for breakfast, but even those strong with the Sith need a good start to the day if they’re to defeat the Jedi and overthrow the Republic. So, thankfully, a Star Wars toaster’s been invented. StarWars_toaster_01 "No, I am your breakfast..." Although the TIE toaster isn’t as technically …


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  1. Matt Kimber

    Vader on toast?

    Looks more like Cthulhu in a novelty hat...

  2. dervheid
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    I sense a disturbance...

    in the toast.

    Yes Luke, I am your Toaster!

    May the farce be with you.

  3. thefutureboy
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    Death Star Canteen

    This will explain Lord Vader's eating habits, I'm sure:

    Does contain some swearing and Eddie Izzard. And also some written comments from people who believe it can't be funny as he is gay/transvestite/transsexual etc...

  4. JediHomer

    I always thought...

    ... he had the penne all'arrabbiata...

  5. Anonymous Coward

    "but even those strong with the Sith"

    Sorry, no. That's like saying "the Jedi is strong in this one". I think what you meant is "The Dark Side".

  6. Alan Esworthy

    Missed opportunity

    Had the developers of this wonderfully unnecessary item been thinking, they would have had the toaster burn a negative image on reverse. Then we'd all have instant access to the Dark Side.

    Mine's the rumpled floor length one with the deep hood.

  7. Anonymous John

    Hand gesture

    "This isn't the shade of brown you're looking for."

  8. Vero Pepperrell
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    Darth Vader's diet

    Aren't we all aware that Darth Vader's favourite dish is Penne a la arabiata?

  9. Rob Beard
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    Not a fan of Star Wars but...

    ...that is freaking cool!

    I want one!

    Sods law the web site says it only ships to US & Canada, then there's the problem of the different voltages (I wonder if running one of these things at 240V would work and if it makes the toast browner?).


  10. Gianni Straniero


    Looks to me like someone's been messing around with their Cylon toaster:

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Darth Vader eats...

    ...toblerones, of course.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Dead Vulture

    "We're not sure we've ever seen Darth's diet"...?


  13. Matthew Coulson

    b3ta did it first.

    As thought of here:

  14. Toby Rose

    Mouse Droid

    Should have been Mouse Droid-shaped instead!

  15. jai

    that's no grapefruit....

    ...i find your lack of marmite disturbing...

    ...i felt a disturbance in the force, as if a million rice crispies suddenly snap-crackle-n-pop'd in terror and then were instantly silenced....

    ...crunchie nut cornflakes and a cuppa tea are no match for a good slice of toast in your hand, kid

  16. Anonymous Coward

    Let's write a lettere to Santa!

    My son and I want this at home: "so that I can eat Darth 'Water' at breakfast" says my son....

    I would second that!

    Dear Santa...

  17. Barry John Williams

    Penne all'arrabbiata

    Darth Vader eats Penne all'arrabbiata:

  18. Frumious Bandersnatch

    I know what you're getting for Christmas..

    "I felt your presents"

  19. Warhelmet


    I find your lack of fibre most disturbing...

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Formula for a Star wars related comment...

    Something something something DARK SIDE, something something something COMPLETE.

  21. Anonymous Coward


    What Would JarJar Binks Do???

    Mine's the one with jam stains on the front.

  22. vincent himpe

    darth vader is a wussy

    if ti would have been Dark Helmet ! may the schwartz be with you

  23. b166er


    Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created...

  24. Josh

    I wanna get one

    And experience the dark side of the toast.

    "I want my breakfast, Admiral - Not excuses."

    "You are to capture Solo alive. No shaking it up."

    "I smell a disturbance in the eggs. Something I have not smelt since-"

  25. wsm

    New possibilities for Star Wars 8

    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: "The Empire is toast!"

  26. Joseph Helenihi

    Waiting for...

    ...the enterprising ebayer that will put a piece Vader toast up for bidding,

    "Look, you can see Darth Vader!, bid now, bid often!!!"

  27. Anonymous Coward

    Was anyone besides me...

    ...reminded of "Hardware Wars"?

  28. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    Are people still obsessed with a second rate Sci-Fi movie after all these years ?

    Now a picture of Jesus/Buddha/Mohammed from a toaster would have real FleaBay potential ! (whatever happened to Golden Casino anyway ?)

  29. Paul Lee


    Remember the Woolworths advert? "Did you purchase the toaster?"

  30. Anonymous Coward

    Please use whole grain bread...

    ...thus, you say to your toast before you eat it: 'there is good in you, I can sense it'

  31. Astarte


    Wouldn't it be nice if the heating elements where based on a matrix layout so images could be uploaded. I once saw this done by a steerable CO2 laser but it wouldn't have fitted into the average kitchen.

  32. Andy ORourke

    If only......

    they had made one with an image of jesus on I could have made a fortune flogging the bread based holy relics on eBay in Merica!

  33. Michael Kilner
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    Next: The Light Sabre Floro-Desk Lamp?

    Only one and as Darth would say, "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created......"

  34. BigTim


    Most impressive

  35. Anonymous Coward

    it will toast a perfect image of the Dark Lord onto each slice of bread

    Are we talking about the same Dark Lord? One is the Dark Lord of the Sith, other is a noseless one.

  36. radian

    kitchen appliances

    What next? A freezer with a Carbonite and Hoth settings?

    Yes that's a crap joke but I don't care because its gone 12 and I'm leaving work...

  37. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @darth vader is a wussy

    And it would have a bagel setting.

  38. Yorkshirepudding

    another star wars quote?

    all too easy.....

    that is all

  39. Steve Williamson

    One problem with that toaster... matter which setting you put it on, it's always going to have a darkside....

  40. Mofette

    We NEED this

    Having just realised after 4 months in the house that we don't have a toaster, and bearing in mind that my fiance has an Imperial Star Wars tattoo, we NEED this.

    When is it coming out in the UK?!

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