So that's where I've been going wrong... no wonder my scrambled egg on toast doesn't seem to work quite right; let alone when I try to fry them... to think, I've been using the wrong thing all this time!
Hot on the heels of the Beeb's "just exactly where is England?" shocker, we have a further example of news outlets' occasional need to really spell it out to readers. Yes indeed, try this cracker from the News & Star website, gleaned from an article entitled EXTRA POLICE DRAFTED TO CRACK KESWICK EGG-THROWING CASE: News and …
I opened my door lastnight just a little so I could have a sly fag (smoke) and was shocked to have an egg launched at me from behind my house. So it happens in HULL too! I bet it wasn't free range as I do live on an estate full of Netto shoppers!
Paris.... as I'd like to do something with her eggs and I bet she could get anyone to come out of their "shell"!
Hehe.. Its a cracker!
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Are the local shops in Keswick selling eggs to children under age? Do they not know the penalty for selling prohibited goods? What? Eggs are not prohibited yet?
No wonder this country is going down the pan. Next thing we know it will be impossible to collect firewood from our local forest. What?...
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