Virgin rejects $1m space sex offer Virgin Galactic has rather churlishly rejected a $1m offer to allow an unnamed company to shoot a zero-grav grumble flick aboard its SpaceShipTwo vehicle - thereby depriving science of crucial research into how humanity might procreate during the very long haul to the nearest Earth-like planet once we've finally screwed this …
Now, a sex-in-space snuff movie...
Scene: Silhouetted writhing to Fanfare for the Common Man
<grumble noises>
Psssssshhhhh noise as the airlock slowly opens
HAL (fitted with the Andy Burnham voice module): "I'm sorry, Dave. I can't let you do that. And don't even think about putting this on the internet"
;-)
Why do you think they started putting women on the Shuttle? The literature is on the NASA website, you've just got to know how to find it. (hint: what you're looking for deals with stress and mental concerns due to lack of socialization).
I figure every woman that's been in orbit has received the attentions of everyone on the shuttle crew several times and maybe simultaneously.
Boooooo to Virgin Space :(
The thing you have to remember is that the porn industry is always always ahead of everyone else on technology, any new distribution medium, and new web standard or any new technology they are always using it before its even announced.
If Virgin are not going to let them film in their space shuttles then expect the Ron Jeremy space program to be up and running by the time you are reading this
that 'shopped picture of 2 aircraft; one a genuine Virgin A320 and one next to it with the decal 'Slut' on its tail!
Question is, will Virgin ever get it up?
Perhaps they wanted to trial the new condoms in space, you know, the ones coated with anaesthetic to prolong performance; the ones that if you reverse, mean you don't have to disturb anyone!
Finally, in the spirit of FoTW, SpunkBubbles!!!!!
Mines the latex one with Virgin Galactic on the sleeve.
I can only presume this has been thought up by a man with little or no consideration given to the pleasure of the woman involved.
Bring back seventies and eighties porn, where women were considered to be a little bit more than mere fuck machines or sperm receptacles. Much of todays hard core porn is violent, disgusting and humiliates women. Fair play to Virgin for denying this request, not that it fits in with their brand image at all. I am pleased that there is much 70's/80's porn I have yet to get my hairy palms on.
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