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Transport for London last week announced the temporary withdrawal of 500 black cabs following eight spontaneous combustion events in three months - the first incendiary transportation incidents in the capital since Red Ken Livingstone's removal from office apparently contained the fire-breathing vehicle menace. Sadly not. TfL …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Defcon Schwarzenegger - shurely shome mishtake?

    >" * Schwarzenegger - 98 per cent likelihood of a full-blown hoover uprising "

    Shouldn't that be a full-sucked hoover uprising?

  2. John Miles
    Alien

    It Appears the Lizards are getting braver

    see how they are seen out and about with what looks like a publicity stunts for Google's new phones

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2989443/Mystery-of-the-albino-androids.html

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Flame

    CCTV footage or it didn't happen.

    bring out the toy box

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Well, it's about time

    And I, for one, welcome our new fire-breathing black cab overlords.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Alert

    London??

    Are London Black Cabs specially fitted for this?

  6. Gerrit Hoekstra
    Coat

    Did it combust out of sheer surprise when the driver used the indicator for the first time?

    ...mine's the one with the working brake lights.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Expensive, Elitist, Expensive Transport

    ...that should never have been allowed in bus lanes (not that they should have been allowed either, not anyway). Give the bus lanes to the half-reasonable mini-cabs and let the taxis stay stuck in the traffic.

    Elitist and expensive.

    Did I mention? Expensive too?

  8. Ron Eve
    Joke

    Fitting

    Expensive? Check

    Uncomfortable? Double double check

    Elitist? Check

    Choosy? Check (try hailing one after midnight if you're a bloke with a mate)

    Have you seen the ones with the useless 'internet' screens in the back? What a fu*king liberty!

    Couldn't happen to a nicer class of vehicle.

    /because they're a joke (albeit unfunny).

  9. Ishkandar
    Thumb Up

    @Thad

    You're just jealous that you don't have any national symbols in your part of the bog !! London's black cabs are renowned worldwide and London's cabbies have a built-in sat-nav in their brains - see scientific(??) proof in BBC website. Other world renown cities have paid big RMBs for the right to use those cabs in those cities !!

    Still, I can't blame you hicks for being jealous but could you, please, take that bit of straw out of your mouth before you go "oo-arrrr" !!

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