A Malaysian welder who tried to lengthen his penis by fitting a nut to it had to have skin removed and blood drained before doctors could remove the offending add-on. Local news organ The Star reports that the unfortunate 20-year-old tradesman was hoping to impress ahead of his engagement this week. The welder, who works in …
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But if that actually is true then the laws of natural selection have come through for humanity just it time! Heaven knows that the gene pool is seriously polluted enough as it is, but could you imagine MORE little morons like this, running around participating in the creation of more little morons?
Mine's the one that has "Stupid people should NOT breed" on the back
There once was a man named Joseph Locke
Born into this world with a cork-screw cock.
All his life he vowed to hunt
For a girl with a cork-screw c*nt.
But when he found her he dropped down dead,
For the girl he found had a left-hand thread.
Can't believe nobody's used the IT angle icon yet!
>This is where it's helpful to have a mental picture of Margaret Thatcher
That is enough. That would cure a near fatal viagra overdose.
Please stop, I quite like sex and I'd like to be able to do it again sometime soon
>on a cold day.
Mine's the one with the Accidental Darwin Award in the pocket (no way I'm breeding after reading that posting!)
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