And here I was, thoroughly enjoying the spam mails about Paris Hilton's or Britney Spear's misbehaving vagoo.
I even made a "The Best of Spam" for a couple of days, where I copy-pasted the most inane celebrity e-mail subject lines into a storyline worth X-Files.
[SPAM] Paris Hilton crack to be filled
[SPAM] Paris Hilton Pregnant By Aliens
[SPAM] Paris Hilton Returned By Aliens
[SPAM] Paris Hilton Declared National Historic Landmark
And one more political one:
First, she parties hard!
[SPAM] Paris Hilton Gets Busted After Three Day Celebration with Al Gore
But of course this is traitorous behavior!
[SPAM] Ann Coulter Wants Paris Hilton Sent To Guantanamo
Well, Ann Coulter gets whatever she wants to have, but wait! A surprise-twist!
[SPAM] Paris Hilton Gets Religion, Says She is Saved While in Prison
And of course one faithful likes the other one...
[SPAM] President Bush Pardons Paris Hilton
Good thing that the faith won't prevent this, though.
[SPAM] Paris Hilton To Pose Nude For Playboy