@Anonymous Coward: Re FATAL
Anonymous Coward wrote:
> Alas, that's not going to work. A fixed upward fan thrust is indeed like a waterspout and highly unstable thrust not only
> fluctuates but also drops off to zero on the vertical and increases in the lateral as the object moves away from the central axis.
Let me assure you that the design as outlined above will produce a highly effective FATAL system.
Vivian: "I flight tested it with SPG and it com-pletely excellent!"
Neil: "Oh Viv man, thats not cooool man."
Vivian: "Shut up Neil, or I will tell everyone what Rick did with that packet of lentils"
> The flight control necessary to make a VTOL aircraft work is very complex
> - and that's tightly integrated within the engine control/avionics systems.
To deal with this issue I have freshly trademarked the completely original: Fan Assisted Takeoff And Landing Internal Tightly Integrated Electromagnetic System (FATALITIES).
This system uses electromagnets on the deck to stop errant planes from missing the landing zone. Just switch it on during a landing to ensure the plane, chopper, or other metallic items that are off course receive a guiding force exponetially proportional to the distance said item is away from the Fan axis. Poor pilots, (who miss the zone by quite a ways), or those without mathematical skills, risk having their brains scrambled by the awesome power of this equation.
Other uses include:
1) Cloaking System: The carrier is able to repeat (on demand) the Philadelphia Experiment and dissappear into 1984*.
2) Practical Jokes: During parade on deck, some wag can switch on the magnets to make all the buttons fly off everyones uniforms. Those Navy guys are such crazy funsters they would get some real jollies out of that one!
> To make it feasible (I don't think it is) would require a VERY fast real-time link between multiple, rapidly variable deck jets and the aircraft's attitude sensors.
> I don't think the multiple deck jets needed could be varied fast enough to control the descent safely.
You make a very good point. I have considered this issue of controlling the thrust of the deck jets. I propose directing them from a linked system on the aircraft, or Attitude Sensing Speedy Fan Adjustor in Real Time (ASSFART)
The pilot will need to have good ASSFART control to make a controlled descent. During a take off the ASSFART needs to be in "Blow Off" mode, and landing, the pilot should ensure it is switched over to the "Go Down On" position. A really confident pilot, who can land the plane using manual stick control, has the option to disengage the ASSFART altogether by setting it to "Hand Job" mode.
* Time-travel not guaranteed