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Sitting somewhere in between Red Dwarf's Talkie Toaster and the 7ft tall Cylon Centurion we covered a few weeks back, comes the Comic-Con limited edition Battlestar Galactica Cylon Toaster. Oh yes. Frakkin' Cylon toaster "By your comm-" crunch, crunch, crunch According to NBC Universal Store, these are one-of-a-kind made …

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  1. Tetsugaku-San
    Go

    I've never run to a web shop faster...

    ...Done & dusted, mine ships to the UK on the 29th July :D

    Now to square it with the GF :( . . . . . .

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  2. A J Stiles
    Unhappy

    Still tastes electric

    Until they can make a toaster that makes toast that doesn't taste electric, I'll continue making gas toast under the grill, thank you very much.

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  3. Adam Foxton

    The question is

    are they chrome or just "silver"?

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  4. TimM

    @A J Stiles

    One word... Dualit

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  5. JC
    Paris Hilton

    How many watts?

    Just bought this frakkin toaster from the states

    I'll no doubt need a 240v-110 drop down adaptor but they come in a variety of wattages - would 500W be enough or do I need something more?

    Paris - as her toast is well buttered

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  6. Tawakalna

    I've ordered 3

    one for me, one for the Mrs and one for the 8ft Cylon in the corner...

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  7. Chris

    Idiots..

    Everyone knows the real money is in JesusFace(tm) toast. Make one, sell it on eBay once a year for $100,000

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  8. Anonymous Coward
    Alert

    Re: I've never run to a web shop faster...

    Quote: "...Done & dusted, mine ships to the UK on the 29th July :D"

    Well, it should certainly brown your toast in record time - given that you'll be connecting a 110 V appliance to the UK's 240 V mains!

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  9. Whitter
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    Pah!

    No red eye? Forget it!

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  10. Huw Davies
    Coat

    @ac

    "Well, it should certainly brown your toast in record time - given that you'll be connecting a 110 V appliance to the UK's 240 V mains!".

    Transformers.

    (robots in disguise).

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  11. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    The question really is...

    would you like a nice warm muffin ???

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  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Godamn toasters

    Frakkin brill,

    now if it did a picture of number 6 on the toast so much the better.

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  13. radian
    Coat

    @ Whitter

    Jam could be the answer.

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  14. Robert Steadman

    Really useful toaster/printer

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/06/04/bread_as_a_display_device/

    Anybody know if they went into production?

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  15. Haku
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    argh!

    I wish I was a toast fan as much as a BSG (both original and new series) fan! Oh well, have these:

    http://www.haku.co.uk/b3ta/CylonGarfunkel.jpg

    http://www.haku.co.uk/b3ta/CylonGarfunkel2.jpg

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  16. Yorkshirepudding
    Stop

    seconded no red eye

    no point! now a red dwarf talkie toaster, thats another thing! plug it into your router and get daily reports

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