Andy....
...is that him in the distance waiting to give the omnibus loving pervert a taste of the boot, should the police fail to kick him sufficiently?
Bus-spotting paedo terror bust: Shock CCTV image
Our recent piece on the terrorist paedophile bus-spotter driven off the UK's streets by public and police hostility prompted a certain amount of speculation as to what exactly are your rights when you whip off the lens cap. The answer? You don't have any rights, as this shock CCTV image proves: Our artist's impression of how …
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Wednesday 25th June 2008 12:34 GMT Anthony
What the hell
is this utter bull crap ??
i am amazed reg has gievn a page to this embarresment, i know of 4 year olds that could write more truth and sense of this ??
Hate the fake pictures you keep making from lego to support false stories, and if they are jokes , they are sh1t
really being put off teh reg lately, you used to be mildly useful and interesting
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Wednesday 25th June 2008 12:34 GMT Simon Painter
Photoshopped...
I call photoshop on this... there are a number of posters on the bus urging people to vote for Gordon MugaBrown, this is simply fantasy because we don't live in one of those posh western countries where they elect their executive officials, we promote people to the job of PM on the basis of time served.
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Wednesday 25th June 2008 12:34 GMT Michael O'Malley
Fat head
Such wonderful, up to the minute photo-journalism.
However, as I am not from the UK, I'm puzzled by the strange photographs of a head on the bus, with the cryptic message "Vote Gordo".
I know that Gordo means "fat" in Spanish. Who is this fathead, and why would people be asked to vote for him?
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Wednesday 25th June 2008 12:34 GMT Anonymous Coward
paedo terror bust
I'm beginning to think you guys at the Reg might be onto the solution for all this moronic legislation (instigated at the behest of the Supreme Soviet in the Houses of Pervs).
Maybe a constant barrage of ridicule will bring them to their senses,
(I'm not holding my breath tho).
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Wednesday 25th June 2008 13:51 GMT James
Meanwhile, elsewhere in Croydon ...
Irish man with a bag and a puffy anorak is arrested by Croydon fuzz harking back to the good old days when terrorists were terrorists - likely for Croydon
CCTV camera looking down the top of a passing hottie - unlikely for Croydon - hottie that is rather that innapropriate use of CCTV by slack-jawed operatives
Student steals traffic cone for bedroom - do they still do that or has this being replaced by installing meth labs?
Man buys steak knife in local shop - obviously looking to commit a stabbing spree
Many downloads software to recover images deleted from SD card - traced by IP address and house raided by SWAT team
Overweight doughnut guzzling (or donut or doughnought) police man gets heart attack from the excitement
Child takes photograph of another child with a mobile phone and is excluded from school
Motorist fined from driving at 30.000000001 MPH
Kate Moss does a line of Coke longer than the Brighton Main Line railway route which passes through Croydon
The blue plaques for famous Croydon scions - Dame Peggy Ashcroft, Roy Hudd, John Ruskin, Ian Wright, Peter Sarstedt (one piece-bathing suit, Aga Khan, HuH Euh Huh), Francis Rossi, Captain Sensible, Ralph McTell and many others - are stolen, melted down and sold to the Chinese for making batons to beat Olympic protestors
Croydon burberrylicious SUV driverette puts on her hazard lights and magically makes herself, her fat arse and her bloated machine disappear from blocking traffic
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Wednesday 25th June 2008 13:51 GMT Anonymous Coward
it's obvious now
well now I see the scene it's obvious the man is a peadophile, just look at that outfit, you can tell a peadophile by his looks you know. And that, that's a peadophile.
I hope the fuzz nab him, shoot the asbo guy, crush the car with family inside, film kids on there cctv and rush home for a good bit of high speed crash tv with a beer and a hardcore pron mag they nabbed off a couple who have been placed far from society for our and their safety in a pit with all the other perverts!
It's a great day to be British. Although we need to come up with a way of dealing with that terrorist optimus. His ideas about peace, justice and honour can not be tolerated!
Thanks Reg for giving me this glimse at how the fuzz are saving us once more!
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Wednesday 25th June 2008 14:01 GMT Dave
@Michael O'Malley
>I know that Gordo means "fat" in Spanish. Who is this fathead, and why would people be asked to vote for him?
I know my sarcasm detector has been playing up lately, but nobody was asked to vote for that Fathead, which is a minor contributing factor to why we Brits "love" our Dear Leader so much.
And my life has got so much better for you pointing out that Gordo means Fat. That is just so... awesomely perfect.
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Wednesday 25th June 2008 15:06 GMT Richard Claunch
Brilliant!!!
I love your "re-enactment" of these multiple stories! However....... I noticed that the dog, which you claim was sharing crisps with the child in the stroller, has a somewhat...er..unusual position.
Does the new anti-indecent act in the U.K. carry any sort of informer's reward? Dog humping child might be construed as indecent!!!!
Great stuff guys!!
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Wednesday 25th June 2008 20:05 GMT Tim Blair
sad but true...
god help you if your Irish, even worse if you've got a chair leg in a carrier bag you've taken to be fixed! or your a Brazilian who's late for work!
I've been into photography since I was 9 (43 now) and just last week was mobbed by knuckle heads for taking a landscape photo across a park to 2 massive tower cranes. "HIS FOWTO WIN KIDZZZ" after about 10 min's they admitted the nearest kid was 200' away and behind me and invisible to me!
And I only had 2 shots on my camera of the 2 cranes framed between trees...
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