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A group of Hungarian tax inspectors is apparently "protesting" at being forced to watch hard-core grumble flicks in an attempt to decide if the filmmaker has legitimately claimed £10,000 in allowances for set-dressing his DVD romps. According to Ananova, Northern Hungary tax supremo Maria Nagy bemoaned the probe into Ferenc …


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  1. tim morrison
    Paris Hilton

    maybe....'s a legitimately incurred cost for dry-cleaning all the trouser custard out of the bedsheets and off the curtains....

  2. Ryan Meier

    No belly button?

    But that's my favorite orifice.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Really that hard ?

    "It's a hard job. Porn movies are known for showing the action, not the bed or the carpet it is happening on."

    Yes, exactly Mrs Master of Stating the Bloody Obvious, and I don't think I 've seen anywhere a scene where actually people change rooms/places, or bring more clothes during the action.

    As a consequence, you can figure out the entierety of the dressing at the very start of each scene, and don't need to watch all of it.You should even be able to skip any mature content, with some skill.

    PH icon, obviously, since she's surely learnt how to skip some of the chapters of her superb filmo ...

  4. Michael O'Malley


    The picture was SFW, so far as I can see. Thank goodness that filthy trollop's navel was covered up by a spot too.

  5. Michael O'Malley

    And also . . .

    If the tax inspectors saw something like this picture, they must have had spots before their eyes.

    What is that long strip hanging down from the ceiling? That must be one seriously tall guy that they've covered up.

  6. Anonymous Coward

    Hardcore most censored!

    Curse you for stifling my navel fetish!

    Mine's the one with the lint filled pockets.

  7. Solomon Grundy

    Silk Sheets

    Huh. You guys must have higher quality porn over on your side of the ocean. There's no silk in our movies, just polyester.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Dear Sir,

    I am writing to you in application for the Tax Inspector/Assessor position as advertised on "The Register". Please forgive my lack of Hungarian, I hope I am correct in the assumption that this is not required for the role.

    I can assure you that I have many Terabytes experience in this field and have therefore developed an extremely keen eye for detail. You will notice from my CV that I am bimanual but have a 100 wpm rate single-handed - which I would consider an advantage in this line of work.

    I am prepared to undergo a period of volutary assessment in order to secure the position - I will merely require expenses to cover tissues and an aloe-based moisturiser.

    I look forward to your swift reply.

  9. Law
    Paris Hilton

    my title

    stupid porn-tards..... how dare they make life difficult and uncomfortable for the tax-tards.

    Paris - as she probably didn't claim her tax back for her grumble-pic

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    why ?

    Why is the bellie button covered ?

  11. Steve Foster

    Navel Blackout?

    Hmmm, since when were belly buttons NSFW?

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  13. Andrew Kirch


    You blacked out the navel?! Puritanical bastards!

  14. Phill Holland
    Paris Hilton

    suits you sir

    don't know about anybody else, but if I see a bare belly button I really cannot control myself. Its a good job it was censored.

    one of those nuns is surely paris hilton in a ironic twist to the tale.

  15. Jason Togneri
    Paris Hilton

    Belly button porn?

    Why's it blacked out then?

    Paris, 'cos she wouldn't blacken hers.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Reg jobs...

    Who's job at el Reg was it to source that image?

    Maybe you want to open a dedicated post for it?

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    What's with the blanked out belly button?

  18. Eddie

    Oh dear...

    Putting up stiff opposition are they?

  19. Aaron


    ...why is the one woman's navel blacked out? Surely that's not on anyone's proscribed list.

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    so sad

    News stories mark as NSFW on the register are always so disappointing.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Harder than you'd imagine....

    ...and that's not a pun, either.

    You guys ever try watching porn after you've, er, lost interest? Maybe I'm just jaded, but just watching a couple Hungarians bumping slavics gets pretty boring after your first couple, ah, um, Prague Springs. If you know what I mean.

  22. oldredlion

    Great Scott!

    I can see an ankle!

    Forget the coat, I'm going to sit quietly in a darkened room until the Devil leaves me....

  23. Anonymous Coward


    We will have nun of that!

  24. Sampler

    Poor thinking

    "Because we can't realistically analyse the equipment use from the end video product we will need to visit the shoot sir"

    Whenever there was a perfect excuse to hangout with pornstars that what is - slow witted nitwits...

    (also quite pleased I managed to squeeze anal into that too :D )

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton


    I wonder if they have to deal with the chimera sheep?

    Paris, 'cos her's wasn't porn, it was art.

  26. Steve Roper
    Paris Hilton

    The belly button is censored...

    ... most likely to avoid offending the sensibilities of El Reg's Islamic readers, since Middle-Eastern cultures regard the belly-button as an erogenous zone. I'll leave it to the more gutter-minded of the readership to speculate on why that is...

    Paris because she NEVER covers up her belly button!

  27. GrahamT

    Oh my God!!!

    The nuns are Glenda Jackson and Eric Morecombe!

    That must be Ernie Wise underneath, with his short fat hairy legs.

  28. Nordrick Framelhammer

    It is indeed NSFW

    Not Suitable For Wankingto.


  29. Michael

    If these films are HD ready.....

    ..... couldn't they just leave the price tags on?????

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