maybe....
...it's a legitimately incurred cost for dry-cleaning all the trouser custard out of the bedsheets and off the curtains....
Taxing times for Hungary's porn inspectors
A group of Hungarian tax inspectors is apparently "protesting" at being forced to watch hard-core grumble flicks in an attempt to decide if the filmmaker has legitimately claimed £10,000 in allowances for set-dressing his DVD romps. According to Ananova, Northern Hungary tax supremo Maria Nagy bemoaned the probe into Ferenc …
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Monday 9th June 2008 15:55 GMT Anonymous Coward
Really that hard ?
"It's a hard job. Porn movies are known for showing the action, not the bed or the carpet it is happening on."
Yes, exactly Mrs Master of Stating the Bloody Obvious, and I don't think I 've seen anywhere a scene where actually people change rooms/places, or bring more clothes during the action.
As a consequence, you can figure out the entierety of the dressing at the very start of each scene, and don't need to watch all of it.You should even be able to skip any mature content, with some skill.
PH icon, obviously, since she's surely learnt how to skip some of the chapters of her superb filmo ...
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Monday 9th June 2008 15:57 GMT Anonymous Coward
Dear Sir,
I am writing to you in application for the Tax Inspector/Assessor position as advertised on "The Register". Please forgive my lack of Hungarian, I hope I am correct in the assumption that this is not required for the role.
I can assure you that I have many Terabytes experience in this field and have therefore developed an extremely keen eye for detail. You will notice from my CV that I am bimanual but have a 100 wpm rate single-handed - which I would consider an advantage in this line of work.
I am prepared to undergo a period of volutary assessment in order to secure the position - I will merely require expenses to cover tissues and an aloe-based moisturiser.
I look forward to your swift reply.
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Monday 9th June 2008 19:41 GMT Anonymous Coward
Harder than you'd imagine....
...and that's not a pun, either.
You guys ever try watching porn after you've, er, lost interest? Maybe I'm just jaded, but just watching a couple Hungarians bumping slavics gets pretty boring after your first couple, ah, um, Prague Springs. If you know what I mean.
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Tuesday 10th June 2008 09:48 GMT Sampler
Poor thinking
"Because we can't realistically analyse the equipment use from the end video product we will need to visit the shoot sir"
Whenever there was a perfect excuse to hangout with pornstars that what is - slow witted nitwits...
(also quite pleased I managed to squeeze anal into that too :D )
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Tuesday 10th June 2008 09:48 GMT Steve Roper
The belly button is censored...
... most likely to avoid offending the sensibilities of El Reg's Islamic readers, since Middle-Eastern cultures regard the belly-button as an erogenous zone. I'll leave it to the more gutter-minded of the readership to speculate on why that is...
Paris because she NEVER covers up her belly button!
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