Google's Hot Trends shafted by strap-on

It appears that Google Trends' advanced algorithm which "filters out spam and removes inappropriate material" from the search monolith's analysis of "broad search patterns" has been shafted by horny teens, as today's hot tips demonstrate: Google's Hot trends for 05.06.08 showing offending listing in second spot Interest in " …

[Anonymous Coward]

come on chip in

I g00gled it as I always first to support a good cause

[Anon Koward]

Texas!

Well a mate of mine moved to Texas earlier this year, so I guess I know where all of this can be traced back to..

[Anonymous Coward]

ha ha

The /b/ tards are at it again

[Frank Bitterlich]

Looks credible...

... after all, it has a higher rank than Werner Herzog. Figures.

Paris, because I didn't see her in that list...

[John Colby]

Is this ...

Paris, Texas?

[Anonymous Coward]

Time: 08:00

Where the 0 stands for "Oh my god..."

Apologies to Robin Williams / Good Morning Vietnam

[Lupus]

Truth be told...

It's not a very interesting search.

[Chris Smith]

further filth

Those pesky kids clearly made it to 13th place as well: "red wings parade"? - disgusting.

[Norbury]

Still there

dropped to 26 though. Come on people, let's get behind this, it can be number 1!

Paris, well...

[Earth Worm Jim]

Playmobil

Playmobil

Paris because, just because.

[Anonymous Coward]

Geeky flash mobs

I'm sure the Reg can organise its own "flash mobs" directed at Google. For example everyone searching for "donkey boner" at a specific time and date. I'd be game!

[Daniel]

Flash mob

I agree with the flash mob idea...

Someone come up with something completely inappropriate... something noone in there right mind would search for... I KNOW!!!!

"John Prescott Sex Tape"

Now thats worth searching for!

I'll Get my coat

[TeeCee]

@Daniel

That one has an outside chance of going horribly wrong.......<shudder>

Paris, because even she draws the line somewhere.

[Pie]

Re: John Prescott Sex Tape

there isn't one :( I have searched to no avail...

[David]

Damn English...

Don't even know that Red Wings parade refers to an American Hockey team. LOL. They took the Stanley Cup Wednesday night.

[michael]

worringley enought

"John Prescott Sex Tape" returns 2 results and 1 of them is this page I did not risk clicking on the other....

[Daniel Wilkie]

John Prescott Sex Tape

The reason you can't find one is that it was removed in preparation for the Extreme Porn Laws...

[Roger Venable]

Re: further filth

"red wings parade"

In deed on this day, Lord Stanley's cup will be carried through the streets of Detroit, Michigan, down Woodward Avenue (Michigan Highway 1) where crowds will worship it with cheap beer and pummel it with paint ball guns.

[Earth Worm Jim]

RE: Flash mob search

Paris Hilton sex tapes.

Or has that already been done.