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Veteran Spanish singer Alaska has brought her considerable assets to bear in a combined AnimaNaturalis-PETA campaign against bullfighting. The Fangoria frontwoman features on a poster which states: "The truth laid bare. Bullfighting is cruel": Singer Alaska appears nude on anti-bullfighting poster The AnimaNaturalis …


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  1. Ian Hunter

    Nice Tats

    I'll get my coat and sombrero.

  2. Anonymous Coward

    I have the perfect solution to all this

    Naked bullfighters (fighteresses?)!

    Mine's the one that isn't there

  3. Adam Peters

    Better watch out!

    It's extreme porn! The bizzies will be round shortly for your re-programming.

  4. Graham Dawson Silver badge

    I agree!

    We should stop sticking bullpikes in nubile women forthwith!

  5. Frank Bough
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    I like that. Sexy, but also brings to mind Mohammed Ali's famous cover picture.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Tomorrow I will launching my own naked poster campaign

    in protest at the simply ridiculous amount of Photoshop that image has received. Be afraid.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton


    except to demonstrate exactly how to deploy a fine set of horns

    Lucky bull... I suppose the other guys would display a fine set of horns for the chanteuse...

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    i would...

    have a stab at her....

    find / -coat

    chown -R Anonymous Coward dir

    grep string Anonymous Coward > Outside

  9. Aaron
    IT Angle

    Something missing ...

    Ah - No eee ....

  10. Anonymous Coward

    pretty sure

    that picture is illegal in the UK.

  11. Highlander

    Now that's a fine figure of a woman.

    No stick insects need apply, Finally a woman with a proportionate amount of body to go with her breasts. Imagine that, real breasts, real body, not a stick with two balloons. Wow.

    Oh, as someone suggested, I'm sure that this could be extreme porn, and if we were to turn it into a cartoon and add a caption explaining that the 15 year old singer was physically very mature, we could probably get arrested for having proscribed cartoon child porn as well. If she's holding a Transformer's T-shirt, Heathrow security would be interested, and I'm sure that the copy of the Islamic Jihad's latest policy documents conveniently translated into English will get her deported as well. They can deport here my way any time they like.

    Mines the one with the smile.

  12. Bad Beaver

    RE: Tomorrow I will launching my own naked poster campaign

    Yup. At first—and second, and third—glance I thought it was an artists rendition. Maybe there is a real photo somewhere beneath. The higher resolution version does not help. Not at all. We will never know.

  13. LaeMi Qian

    Go the bulls!!!

    We need more people at these things supporting the bulls. Loudly and with banners hats and T-shirts.

  14. James Pickett


    "Veteran Spanish singer Alaska"

    She doesn't look that old. Or is that why there is so much airbrushing..?

    (And why is she bleeding ink?)

  15. Anonymous Coward

    Lucky they got her from behind

    Looks like there would have been a big silicon 'pop' if they'd aimed elsewhere...

  16. Richard

    And how's this going to stop bullfighting?

    PETA: We'll keep doing pictures of improbable naked women until you stop killing bulls.

    Everyone else: OK, OK, we'll stop! Anything but that! Wait a second - did they say improbable naked women or John Prescott?

    Mine's the one artfully moved at the last possible second.

  17. Anonymous Coward


    Looks like she's fallen asleep in a damp copy of Hola magazine the daft bint. Wonder if they were just playing join the dots with her blackheads? Is it true one of her hits was a goat chucked off one of those clock towers? It would account for her slightly comatose disposition.

    I'll stop now. Where's my coat and funny Mickey Mouse hat?

  18. Steven Raith

    @Adam Peters


    A scene showing gratuitous violence [being stabbed] designed to sexually arouse - I find it obscene, and I want all of you arrested.

    I concur on the tats.

    Mines the one with the horn. Er, horns. On the hood. *cough*

    Steven R

  19. Anonymous Coward
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    Photoshop to the rescue...

    Alaska hasn't looked like that for at least 20 years!

  20. Anonymous Coward
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    Makes me feel bullish!

    This looks more like a recruiting poster trying to get bulls to sign up than a an anti-bullfighting one.

    I bet this also draws more Spanish-challenged punters to the bullfights. Beats mud wrestling any day.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Exactly true

    As of January (?) possession of that image will be a sex offence. Be ready.

  22. Andrew Scaife

    ¿A Quién le Importa? 8)

    Any excuse, Lester...interesting to see the Spanish question their national sport like this, Zapatero is having some effect on the country. The skin might be Photoshopped but the "pechos" are genuine, from a quick check of her videos.

    Now find an excuse for a pic of Mónica Naranjo, more my idea of guapa...

  23. Anonymous Coward

    Nice picture but...

    It's illegal under the extreme porn section of the CJB, as has already been pointed out.

    Be interesting to see if similar adverts attempted in the UK fall foul of this "legislation"...

  24. wayne

    Click on the image

    to see reality.


  25. J
    Paris Hilton


    Inspirational pictures for those of the male disposition at least, even if there was a little bit to much Photoshop going around that pic. Ironically enough, my first (well, after a while) thoght was "couldn't they have done a better Photoshop job on those arrows?? it looks quite amateurish".

    NSFW... I'm seeing that type of shot on commercials and warning signs in radiological diagnostic labs over here in Brazil these days. Kinda refreshing from the American landscape, IMHO. :-)

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I think... was *supposed* to be unrealistic in a kind of '40s pinup way.

    At any rate, bullfighting is one of the more horrible things I've seen humans do. I'm no great fan of peta, but I'm with them all the way on this.

  27. Steve

    What a dilema!

    Support bull-fighting or support PETA? It's a tough call when PETA kills over 90% of the animals given to it to be adopted.

    Personally, I think the bull-fighting should be allowed as long as it's one on one - get rid of the guys who half kill the bull before-hand. If you want to pick a fight now, then good luck to you.

  28. Greg

    Massively edited

    Looking at her in real life, then her on the poster....

    I mean, her boobs look like they were done in 3DS Max.

  29. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    Minus the photoshopping

  30. miguel cebrian
    IT Angle

    Where are the IT curves?

    errr... angle?

  31. Anonymous Coward

    I Talk Foreign.

    What's with this "chanteuse" lark? That's French, she's Spanish and your article is English.

    WTF FTW!

  32. Steve Wedge

    @ Jaowon

    My eyes are burning!

    The one with the white cane, please...

  33. RRRoamer

    I'm with you Steve!

    "Personally, I think the bull-fighting should be allowed as long as it's one on one - get rid of the guys who half kill the bull before-hand. If you want to pick a fight now, then good luck to you."

    I would LOVE to see on of those guys go head to head with a pissed off bull that DIDN'T have all the swords and spikes stuck in his back. If the bull could swing his head side to side like normal, it would be over in seconds.

  34. Mark SPLINTER

    @cowarde anonyme

    english is just a mashup of german and latin anyway. about 40% of the words are french, chanteuse is one of the more obvious examples. Example is another example. "Lark" comes from German. Don't tell the BNP, they might get annoyed. I mean enuié.

  35. CeeJay

    @AC: "Pretty sure...

    ...that picture is illegal in the UK."

    I understood (perhaps wrongly) that was only the case if the image was produced for sexual gratification. Since The Register is a benign entity incapable of sustaining an erection, it is not breaking the law.

    If you're busily tugging away at it like there's no tomorrow until you pass out, then you probably are breaking the law.

    But how does the government prove that?

    Telescreens^W CCTV in the home FTW!

  36. Anonymous Coward
    Dead Vulture

    Ah, found something to make it go down again....

    back my mind wonders to Shakira........

  37. Slaine


    Illegal image - good point - well made.

    Don't agree personally with this bull fighting lark... for a start, they don't give the bull a gun and the numbers are a bit uneven too, but I love the idea of throwing goats off high cliffs. Anyone know the whereabouts of BillyBoy?

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