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Microsoft has posted a nine-page document on Five Misunderstood Features in Windows Vista [unavailable for download since Tim wrote this, but touched on in the Windows Vista team blog here - Reg Dev ed]. Apparently these "cause confusion and slow Windows Vista adoption for many folks." Here they are: User Account Control …


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  1. amanfromMars Silver badge

    Credit to WhereEver Credit is due.

    Having to Route all Shared Free Thought through an Intelligence Filter for Attention is bound to make the OSSlow with IT Flow.

    And "Windows Search is an interesting one. I think it is misunderstood, but not in the way explained by this new paper. People have questions like: "Why does it not index all my files?"" .... suggests that they are subjectively denied viewing, which would be Countering Intelligence rather than Giving IT to Everyone.

    "This statement caused me to pause:

    Enterprises should not run as default in Protected Admin mode, because there are really no benefits - only the pain of prompts. Instead, strive to move users to a Standard User profile." .... That sounds like Microsoft advising that Vista is AI Beta Driver for Virtual Machines Running Quantum Core CodeXXXX in Cracked Open and Virtually Free Operating Systems.... which would be Real SMART and QuITe a Cause for Celebration.

    Bravo .... Well Played, Sir.

  2. Lozzyho

    Windows Search and "unnecessary" services

    Windows Search is just one of the services that is largely unnecessary for a vast number of users. I can't be the only user who always knows where a document is - it's in "Documents"! My music is in "Music" and so on.

    But the Windows Search service isn't the only one that most users should disable. Superfetch is a terrible hard disk thrasher, making your PC less responsive after any change. ReadyBoost is a waste of time, and I could go on.

    Vista *AND XP* should have a configuration wizard that asks you a series of questions about the use of the PC, and disables services appropriately.

  3. James Anderson

    Microsoft should send thier engineers on an OR course.

    The sadly forgotten disipline of OR would immediatly identify the basic problem.

    Adding a feature which slows down something I do fifty times a day (like saving a file) in order to speed up something I do once every two days ( like searching for a file ) is not a good tradeoff.

    Or maybe a basic software science course which would teach tham that it is possible to do thier indexing in a low priority background thread without affecting the users response time?

    Sorry my coat hasnt been hung up yet - the cloakroom attendent is still indexing the contents of my pockets.

  4. Roger Barrett

    I'm still on XP, but.....

    I have a Limited Account, Games Account and an Admin Login for my XP machine, I'm the only person I know who does this, even the IT Dept at work all have their default login as admin at home and at work! and any time I mention running as a Limited User they look at me like I'm mad.

    Am I the only who makes use of User Accounts in XP? I've not seen much of Vista but my sister has it on her laptop and her boyfriend, also in IT set it up and there is no User Login screen so I guess this also has admin as default. I should think Microsoft have their work cutout trying to convince people to use Limited User Accounts, the only program I use regularly that requires a Admin account is my tv guide and that I have configured so it asks for the Admin password to run, everything else seems okay to me.

    Anyway just wanted to get that off my chest, I've been wondering for al ong time if anyone else uses Limited Accounts.


  5. E

    "indexing for near instantaneous search results"

    Odd, then, that a Macbook Pro I've been using can search apparently everything, but is very responsive even compared to XP (running on the same machine).

    Either Vista is not working very smart, or MS is offering stuff that a lot of people don't want.

    Personally, I do not want my OS to index the 10-odd gigs of HTML, PDF and CHM documentation I keep in ~/doc (maybe 30K files). I know what's there, I will go look at it if I need to, thank you very much. Certainly I do not see an index function as a reason to buy an OS upgrade.

    I gotta add that Beagle (ships in SuSE 10.3, maybe other Linux distros) is in the same category. As is Mac OS 10 spotlight.

    Searching years of email is pretty useful, but not the entire disk plus every web page I've ever visited.

  6. TeeCee Gold badge

    Only five?

    6) Catastrophically f***ed-up sound system making it a useless pile of shite for apps using the older sound APIs. I, for one, will *not* be dumping the XP I am happy with until this one's fixed.

    And who can forget the "long goodbye"? I'd put this in at 1) meself.

    Seven and counting, anyone else?

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ahh, so I misunderstood

    I've struggled with my "misunderstandings" for a year now, and they ain't gettin' any better. I have turned off all the cr*p I "misunderstood" and then I was left with a slow, resource hungery, crippled copy of XP.

    Format C:, install Linux and run a VMware XP instance. Vista misunderstanding? Not anymore

  8. dreadful scathe

    vista is an OS too

    got to love

    >First, we need to avoid comparing apples to oranges

    Both XP and Vista are Operating Systems so a direct comparison is fair, and really, required seeing as new PC owners are forced to use Vista. For Microsoft to suggest you can't compare the two, must be because they think Vista will suffer by the comparison.

    The fact that Vista does things differently is expected, if its not "better" in some way than XP, then what is the point of it? An OS is the simply the visual front end for the control of your hardware - Vista does it in a fancier way and uses more resources as a result - there's really no need to be shy about it if it is "worse" in someways but "better" overall.

    The big issue of course is choice - why can't people still buy ,use and obtain support for XP if they consider it "better for them" ?

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    So what?

    Vista is a POS. Period. Anyone using it is either a Microsoft person (Including all you Gold Partners and so on who are just about the only people praising Vista) or idiots (including every single person that has bought a Vista machine at PC World).

    Paris - because I'm an unimaginative and unoriginal moron and feel obliged to add a sad and tired footnote to my post.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    B - Bursting Balloons

    "Virtually on parity" is a good one. I'll have to file that away somewhere. Why this emphasis on search, though? I don't mind Windows taking a short while to find things, but I do mind it being sluggish all the time.

  11. Rune Moberg

    poorly researched

    The author claims "First, search can be a big drain on performance" and as proof offers a link to one of ...his own blog entries. Which turns out to be nothing more than a guess "In my case I think it is related to Outlook 2007".

    So Tim has a performance problem -- doesn't quite know what it is, but surely the OS is to blame, so lets bash some statements from MS... No research necessary, just point the blame gun.

    I am not sure if I should even comment one of Tim's first statements vis-a-vis UAC. I too fail to see which benefits running in "Protected Admin mode" for regular users provide over using a standard user profile. AFAIK the only difference is that elevating to local admin is a click vs typing the admin password. I would think most network admins would prefer the extra hoop for their users. The ad-hoc attack on MS seem ridiculous. If Tim doesn't understand their statement, perhaps he should ask someone rather than point fingers?

    I too have disabled Windows Search. In fact, I went one step further: Windows Defender, UAC, SuperFetch and automatic defrag -- all gone.

    I remember reading once that MS doesn't intend for users to power off their computers. With Vista such an action seem ill-advised. My computer with 4GB memory sees a lot of SuperFetch action after logging on. On one side it makes sense -- apps do open faster when all their data files are cached, but my machine is a laptop and I am in the habit of powering it off, so SuperFetch is a nuiscance to me. I haven't researched that feature fully yet, maybe ReadyBoost could help it by keeping the cache off the hard drive in non-volatile storage, but I have no idea if they've had the chance to combine the two.

    But Tim: I do not blame MS for adding features. They can be switched off. In your case, I would look into the high CPU usage. For all you know, maybe you've inadvertently disabled fast DMA for your IDE drives? (hopefully you have SATA where this isn't an issue) In short: Instead of blogging about MS having a problem, seek out a newsgroup and ask someone who can help you solve your problem. You don't seem very experienced, yet blog as if you are a computer expert. (maybe you are on some level -- but you certainly are no Mark Russinovich!)

  12. Daniel Wilkie

    Disable the Windows Search Service?

    I've disabled the Windows Search service on my desktop, which made quite a difference to general perforamance and if I'm searchign for a file I'm not fussed about spending a little extra time, if it means I can work faster the rest of the time (because I work so hard. Always.)

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    MS are correct that there is no benefit to an enterprise of using UAC. Any properly written software can be run without Administrator priviliges (indeed, I have yet to come across badly written software that can't be made to run without Admin access, after suitable tinkering) Enterprise customers users shouldn't be installing their own software, so they are correct, there is no benefit of UAC in a properly configured/administered business environment.

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  15. Chewy

    RE: So what?

    What a great reasoned argument you mong. I work with Microsoft technology and in order to keep up to date I use Vista - plenty of things won't run on XP. Some things with Vista are better although there is too much bloat - the aero effects don't even come close to Compiz and require new hardware.

  16. alistair millington
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    This article rocks.

    Five miunderstandings I am having at Vista. That is like you go to a car dealer and spend fifty grand on a car, find out the fifth gear doesn't work, the engine revs permanently at 2000 revs (because it is doing things to help you in the background) and it's sat nav tells you directions ten minutes after you needed them. But when you go back to complain you are told don't compare the Porsche to a BMW and you are misunderstanding the car.

    Whoever wrote that for M$ is a tool.

  17. Slaine

    Necessary vs Unecessary

    More often than not, for any given period spent in front of a computer, I find myself performing any one of a variety of tasks.

    Most often I am entertaining myself with games and since stable drivers for vista do not yet seem to have been considered and the bulk of games programmers arer still sticking (sensibly) to directX9.0c, the very thought of installing Vista is one that I associate with banging my noggin off a concrete block.

    I am often on email and have in the previous 6 months searched manually for an email containing a specific joke - I search MANUALLY because a brief look at the header will usually suffice and it really doesn't take long since invariably I am talking about forwarding a joke that was received in the previous 7 days.

    Next in importance (to my shallow world) is also self indulgent entertainment - the viewing of movies or listening to music. Here there is the odd occasion when I decide that I MUST listen to "whatever X.mp3" next and for this task (perhaps once in a fortnight but also then perhaps 12 times in a row) I will run a search through the specific folder for a file that contains the word "ever". The search takes a few moments and then it is done and this is sugfficiently fast for me to key up perhaps half a dozen songs in my playlist BEFORE the current one has completed. I think that is fast enough.

    And then there is work, the editing of the same blasted spreadsheet or the writing of a brand new word document. Very rarely I am asked to return to a previous document... so I devised the following nomenclature: date-keyword.extension eg 20080519 vistabollox.doc and then store it in a folder called "work" or "play". Finding an earlier document merely requires knowing what it was about or when, roughly, it was typed. Finding it takes seconds.

    So when was the last time Microsoft actually asked people what they wanted from their computer? All I want is a filing system and the means to then install specific programmes to perform specific tasks. I hate mediaplayer, I don't need wordpad. My DVD software is an addon, my mp3 player software is an addon, my office software is an addon, my browser - okay I use IE6, IE7 and firefox depending on which machine is being used... they all work, each has its flaws.

    So no - I'm not rushing off to install Vista. The disk is safely in my desk at home waiting for Vista SP2 or 3 and some decent support elsewhere.

  18. Peter Gathercole Silver badge

    @Roger Barrett

    I have a couple of XP systems that have games installed and run by the kids.

    There is a significant problem with the security model, particularly with XP Home running on NTFS, where you need admin rights to install DLLs and other config files on the system, and the permissions are set so that you then need admin to read/change the files, and save any save files. It does not affect Fat32, because there are not the extended access control on the filesystem to give you the security (and problems) that running as a non-administrative user provides.

    The additional problem with XP Home is that you do not have the extended policy editors for users and groups, or to manipulate the file attributes on NTFS. I suspect that even if XP Pro was being used by the majority of users, they would not want to get involved with this type of administration anyway.

    It is possible to do some of the work with cacl from a command prompt, but it is very hard work. I have not found any way with XP Home (without installing additional software) that allows you to manipulate the user and group policies at all.

    My current solution is to create an additional admin user, and then hide it from the login screen (with a registry key change). The kids can then do a right-click, and then a "run as" to this user for the games.

    This is still insecure for a number of reasons. They already know that they can use this account to run any command with "run as", and the system is still as vulnerable to security flaws within a game, but it is a half-way house.

    Unfortunatly, it does not appear to work 100% of the time. I tried using it to install "Blockland", which is a game that allows you to create a first-person role playing game in a world built out of something similar to Lego, and it would appear that there is a access-rights inheritance feature (read problem) that I don't know enough about to fix. It installed OK when run directly from a admin login, so I did not persue it.

    I must admit that this type of problem scares me, especially if similar issues exist in SELinux (I normally have SE disabled), but I guess that I am just resisting change to a system I understand well. Role based authorisation is definitly the way forward, but it is just so difficult to accept this type of change.

  19. Matt

    apples and oranges...

    For normal users (non tech types) UAC is just like zone alarm and other introusive protection, a box pops up and the user instictively presses OK, without a second thought... :)

    And instant search? well, my 2gb, 2.1ghz Vista machine spends its whole life indexing, while my 2gb, 1.67ghz PPC OSX machine manages faster, more accurate searching with none of these issues... dont blame the scernario, indexing every thing is just as hard with each OS :)

    the thing is, you cant disable windows search as M$ have deemed it necessary to fill the default start menu with just over 1 million shortcuts... none of them useful!

  20. Rich Silver badge

    Doing more. Delivering less

    "Windows Vista is doing a lot more than Windows XP, and it requires resources to conduct these tasks"

    ...and therein lies the problem. Every incarnation of Windows does more and more "stuff", but doesn't actually provide any benefit to the user.

    I want my OS to do less, NOT more! An OS should take up as little resource as possible. It's sole task in life should be to run applications. Yes, obviously this incurs some overhead, but I don't run an OS just to run an OS; it is not a goal in itself. As a user, I am not interested in the OS - it's not important to me. Why on earth would I want the OS the chew up 70% of the available resources? It makes no sense at all. Microsoft clearly seem to take a completely opposing view.

    This is exactly why my 3GHz machine of today runs no faster (in practical terms) than my 200MHz machine of years ago running Windows 98! The only thing eating up all that extra power is the OS - it's a pointless exercise.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Why Vista's not an upgrade

    I'd call myself an advanced computer user, but in general I use my computer like anyone else - browsing the Internet, writing documents, watching Divx/listening to mp3s, and the odd software like FInal Draft, Dreamweaver etc.

    I bought a mid/high-range laptop three months ago, replacing a five-year-old model.

    And here's the kicker: Because 'Vista is doing so much', my battery life has halved. Before I could expect a good 2/3 hours of laptop use. Nov on Vista, I'm down to 1 hour or 1 and a half hours (and this seems similar for others I spoke to).

    And apart from the flashy graphics, Vista - on the surface - appears to do NOTHING different to XP. The new Search Index is probably the height of it.

  22. Simon Powell


    So why is it then that my mac runs perfectly happy with Spotlight running in the background and is not slowed down by this? Why is it that Spotlight does not hog petabytes of RAM to do this? Why? Shoddy coding on Microshaft's part is why.

  23. Glenn Gilbert

    No problems with search...

    I really like the search. It's great for finding phrases in documents and emails that I need. OK, I don't use it all the time, but when I do need it, it's really useful. I've never noticed it take any particular resources when it initially indexed the file; when I save a file it seems to be happy enough postponing the indexing until the machine's not doing much.

    Excellent product this OSX Spotlight. It doesn't index in my XP or Vista virtual machines, but then again it doesn't need to as there's no emails, documents, and the like as the VMs are only configured for specific tasks such as web development and testing.

    Given that MS have been doing indexing for years (NT 3.51?), I just can't see how they've cocked it up so badly in Vista. Unless all the DRM crap is getting in the way.

  24. Adam

    Has anyone actually used it?

    I have never had any real problems with Vista. Yes, it was slow in network copies, but that was patched months ago. SP1 dealt with the few other annoyances. It boots up, logs in to usable desktop, and shuts down than it does running XP.

    According to extremetech, Vista equals and often outperforms XP SP2 and XP SP3 in PCMark05, 3DMark06, World in Conflict, Supreme Commander, and Crysis.

    And anyone who has actually used Vista will know that UAC doesn't really show itself any more often than sudo would be required.

  25. Matt Thornton

    Pah @ it all

    I've disabled Spotlight on my MBP. Like some other peeps here, I know where my stuff is. (I'm also one of those freaks who insists on having no desktop icons.) I also disabled the dashboard, but then found I missed it, so switched it back on, despite the widely-reported memory leaking "widgets."

    I've only a smidgen of hands-on experience with Vista, but hearing all these uber-cool names for system services and processes such as "SuperFetch" and "PowerBoost" or whatnot, merely indicates to me that MS did a shit job in programming Vista in the first place, and had to come up with these "optimisations" to try and recover a bit of performance. (Which apparently they did a similarly shit job of.)

    I agree entirely with Rich - my OS should just sit there and wait for me to tell it to do something - I shouldn't need an advanced computing degree just to get it to function in a somewhat usable manner - and thankfully that's exactly what my current OS does.

    I was amused at the irony of the "Apples vs Oranges" quote - perhaps Orange will be the next branding exercise?

  26. George Johnson

    Why bother upgrading?

    Not just MS stuff anything. Barring the usual bug fixes and LTS arguments, is upgrading most software simply falling into the ad guy's clutches?

    "You have to have this!"


    "'Cos you do! It's better and more shiny!"

    "No real benefit though?"

    "Hmmm....well not really"

    This got me though:

    "We've heard some of you say that Windows Vista runs slower than Windows XP on a given PC. So what's really happening here? First, we need to avoid comparing apples to oranges - Windows Vista is doing a lot more than Windows XP, and it requires resources to conduct these tasks."

    Sorry, but I live in the real world, where I and others have to use a system to get things done, we don't have vast sums of money to buy the latest super-hot PC just to hold up the O/S, let alone any apps to run on it. There are magnitudes more average punters now Bill, and a vast number do not want to spend any time learning how to disable services and tune the system, they just want to get on with stuff, please think about this when you launch the next one, eh?

  27. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "Unless all the DRM crap is getting in the way"

    Give the gentleman a gold star!

    Incidentally, the originally referenced MS article was published in PDF format... anyone know why?

  28. Anonymous Coward
    Gates Horns

    re: So what? by AC - 19th May 2008 08:31 GMT

    I take it you are using Vista then and not a MS person :p

  29. Dave

    @ Fraser

    "I have yet to come across badly written software that can't be made to run without Admin access, after suitable tinkering"

    Surely the fact you have to tinker shows you its badly written.

    I dont think you should have to run regmon & filemon to see exactly what files / keys need to have permissions lowered on for it run.

    When XP came out I remember MS making a big deal of software which runs as non admins being properly 'Certified for XP'

    To get this cert any software must only need write access to HKEY Current user & the users profile folder at run time. It makes sense. Why should I have to have write access to the windows folder just because some lazy developer decicdes thats the best place for an ini file?

    They might have made a complete arse of Vista, but at least they tried with this when XP came out. Shame few developers thought it was a good idea and just carried on lazily writing software.

    Dont get me wrong, im not an MS fanboi - infact I've come across plenty of MS apps which dont adhere to this rule, but the only TRUE way to not have shit like the UAC is for people to start coding properly.

  30. marc
    Gates Halo

    Vista is a big improvement

    Vista is a big improvement on XP. If you compare it's speed to Mac OS X (the fist version) or even the second and thrid versions (10.1, 10.2) I think you'll find it wasn't until 10.3 that Mac OS X became usable.

    Microsoft should have done what Apple did and include XP with Vista, as a dual boot option. Let people move over when they're ready.

    That way they could have made more even more radical changes necessary to make Windows more secure, and to finally end the need for antivirus/spyware software.

    Vista runs fine for me. The Desktop Composition is really great, although older apps that have to go through an emulation layer are slightly slower (apparently, never noticed it myself). The sleep and hibernate is much more reliable than my Linux box, and unlike my Mac Book the Vista laptop doesn't sleep until the battery dies, it hibernates after 2 hours (and unlike my Mac I can set this!).

    Overall I think Vista is great. TV Tuner + iPlayer and an XBox 360 connected to a TV means I have Sky Plus like setup too :)

  31. Red Bren

    Oranges are not the only fruit

    "we need to avoid comparing apples to oranges"

    More likely that MS want to avoid the comparison between Apple and their Vista "lemon"?

  32. Ross

    UAC and limited user rights

    MS are actually correct in saying that UAC offers no benefits in the enterprise environment. Running with "restricted admin" = running with admin rights, which is a no no. It is beneficial in the home environment as it allows a "smooth" transition from crappy apps that require admin to more well thought out apps that don't. Had MS just said "right, we're breaking all those apps that need admin privs" I'm fairly sure there'd have been more complaints.

    With regards to running games (or any other app) with limited user rights it's generally pretty simple. I used to run WoW (yeah, yeah) with limited user rights on my 2k box at home. Just had to change the ownership on a couple of files that WoW writes back to (mainly interface stuff in XML) and voila. Ran fine (until patch day, but really, having to restart the app with "Run as..." once every 4-6 weeks was hardly a pain)

    The only exceptions are those where the app you are running is so poorly written it shouldn't even be run on your box full stop. When I was testing the Active Directory roll out here I discovered that one of our primary apps (the market leader in its field) was writing temp files to c:\. No amount of tinkering with the OS is going to fix that kind of incompetence. That;s a job for the people that pay (or don't ;o) the invoices. Alas home users don't have that kind of clout.

  33. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    And all this time I thought...

    ...the slow adoption of Vista was due to the fact that it

  34. James Pickett
    Gates Horns


    That MS apparently equates 'near instantaneous' search times with finding things 'within minutes' probably tells you all you need to know about their grasp on reality.

    Funny how Google can locate even a single relevant web page from a pool of billions in a fraction of a second...

    Oh, and howcome the MS document isn't available any more? Did they inadvertently release some facts?

  35. John Fielder
    IT Angle

    Same old story

    "Vista can be dramatically slower than XP, often thanks to poor configuration by OEMs."

    So, people selling computers cannot be bothered setting them up properly, and, as usual, Microsoft get the blame.

    If you new car arrived, and the dealer had put the wrong fuel in it, would you complain about Ford or the dealer?

    Microsoft has alot wrong with it, but most OEMs and software houses get away with murder because they know Microsoft will get the blame.

    Be fair.

  36. Peter Kay

    Works for me... but 64-bit

    I like the search - yes, ideally you need to tick a couple of boxes to make it index the remainder of the files, but then it works quite happily. Superfetch is a definite bonus, but I do wonder if the USB sticks could be used more intelligently (not clearing some of the contents on shutdown...). Unless I'm running apps which have heavy GDI usage, Vista seems to be faster.

    On the other hand, there are some definite flaws :

    First, services which definitely do not need to be running (tablet services on systems without a tablet) are run. There really is no excuse for this - at least search is important for most people.

    Second, the display driver model is obviously slightly lacking. There was a claim that by basing all adapters on the same driver speed gains could be realised. I can't comment if this is true or not, but I note that allegedly a recent build of Windows 7 reintroduces heterogeneous adapter support - so are they slowing things down again, or were they bullshitting?

    Third, some XP issues haven't been fixed. It *still* takes media player a couple of seconds to locate and load its codecs regardless of the machine. What the hell is it doing?

    Finally, x64 support is lacklustre. Despite some anecdotal evidence that Vista x64 is faster and more stable than Vista 32bit, the driver support for x64 is considerably more limited. Additionally most software lacks a 64 bit equivalent and even large companies can't be arsed to sign their drivers (a necessity under Vista x64). As an example Intel does not support its own software running on its own motherboards under Vista x64 (the desktop control centre under the Badaxe2 is not x64 compatible) and many system monitoring apps don't work.

  37. Neil

    @ Coward

    "Anyone using it is either a Microsoft person (Including all you Gold Partners and so on who are just about the only people praising Vista"

    As an MS Gold Partner I can honestly say we recommend "Vista Business" that you can express your downgrade right to XP Pro with SP3.

    We are constantly evaluating alternatives such as Linux and OSX, and IMHO if MS don't get it right with the next OS the competitors will have native directory services (i.e. not NT4 emulation) and we will be the partner of whoever offers the best option for our customers.

  38. Slaine
    Paris Hilton

    apple vs lemons LMAO and vs penguins

    just an afterthought really...

    How can anyone describe anything as "new" or "improved" without being able to show how the alternative was "old" and or "inferior"? Any reference to "downgrades to XP" is nothing short of unsubstantiated slander. XP WORKS. It was "arhem FAIRLY stable (prior to SP3 anyway)".

    Okay - I like penguins too and increasingly more so for a working environment but this vEspa is "developing technology" and I am sick of paying good money to be a phorking "labrat".

    Now then - the dear old car analogy... IF $hill Oil told you that this new and improved supadoopa fuel would run in your Ford car and make it faster, brighter, cleaner, safer... and then halfway through filling the tank the entire engine melted... would you complain to Ford - or would you be braying for Shill's blood?

    Icon - just as fast, bright, clean and safe as Micro$hill.

  39. W

    re: Pah @ it all

    "Like some other peeps here, I know where my stuff is. (I'm also one of those freaks who insists on having no desktop icons."

    Indeed. Here's my wishlist for a default windows (or other OS) installation (and thusly what gets set up before I can get anything done on a new machine):

    *No desktop icons (and definitely no *files* saved to the desktop).

    *No thumbnail slideshows of photos.

    *No clock animation.

    *Startup progs / System tray icons kept to a bare minimum (with no auto-hide - if something's running, I want to know about it).

    *A short & fixed list of icons apart from the Progs, Printers & Control Panel folders in the Start Menu: File Browser, Internet App, Email App, Notepad, Calculator, Word Processor, Spreadsheet, Photo App, Media Player App. They satisfy 80% of the usage by 80% of peeps. Remember the ol' 80/20 rule...

    *Rage when programs try to install a shortcut icon anywhere other than inside it's own folder in StartMenu>Programs.

    *I *must* have the taskbar along the top of the screen. Not a mac thing, just logic. It's where a pulldown menu naturally belongs.

    *A File Browser that isn't drowning in 'shortcuts', 'favourites', and 'recently visited' tat. Just let me drill down goddammit. I'm a responsible adult who can grasp the simple file tree arrangement. Because of this, using Windows Search is a last resort, and something I use once in a blue moon. It was never a real issue.

    *And when I get to my folder, I want the option of a 'details' view, a 'thumbnail' view, and a 'filmstrip' view. Where is the filmstrip view in Vista, btw?

    To be fair, Vista hasn't crashed on me once. Which is nice. But it's a sod for faltering whilst updating it's records of network folders.

    But althought it's quite pretty, user friendliness in terms of getting stuff done quickly and simply is, in a very many ways, worse than Win95.

    And the Windows startup/shutdown times for a modern computer "in this day and age" are a disgrace.

    The eeePC is making all of the above abundantly clear and asking all the right questions as far as I'm concerned.

  40. Philip Perry
    Paris Hilton

    Why I'll never use Vista.

    First of all, I'm not totally anti Microsoft. At work I use Windows XP and Windows Server 2003 (and happily I might add). At home I use Windows XP Home Edition to play video games. So don't take this as an anti-Microsoft screed; it's just my opinion as a random IT nerd.

    I will never -- NEVER -- use Windows Vista. Here are my well-considered reasons:

    First of all, I think that Microsoft thought they could blow kisses at computer manufacturers by deliberately building in ridiculously resource-intensive services that are difficult for naive users to disable. There's absolutely NO NEED WHATSOEVER for a modern operating system to be this resource-hungry. The only motivation I can imagine for it is some kind of sweetheart deal with hardware manufacturers. They're obviously CAPABLE of writing a fast operating system; look at Windows Server 2008. They just chose NOT to. It was a business decision, and I loathe them for it.

    On that basis alone, Vista is crap. But a second point can be made that it doesn't support many drivers, hardware, and software applications that users have paid good money for. Once you upgrade, you're hosed, and you have to re-purchase a lot of your software and peripherals. Again, I loathe them for this.

    Third, alternative operating systems exist that achieve most or all of Vista's goals without being resource-hungry. Linux, for example, will even run on old 586'es with 128MB of ram. I've gotten Slackware 9 to run on a 386 with 16mb of ram and a monochrome LCD (although forget about running KDE -- maybe FluxBox)! My cute little Asus EEE PC, with 512 MB ram and only a couple gig of disk, runs Linux like a champ. There's a model that runs XP just fine, too. So, what exactly is Microsoft's excuse for screwing up Vista so badly? On this basis, I'd avoid it just because it's so EMBARRASSING.

    Honestly, I don't know what they were thinking. Perhaps they assumed people would just have to swallow their bitter pill?

    Paris because... Well... Who needs a reason? What a fox.

  41. Stephen White

    I couldn't agree more about OEMs

    An aquantance bought a cheap desktop (can't remember the brand) from PC World. It had 1GB of RAM and Vista installed. It was configured to allocate 256MB of this precious RAM to the graphics chipset, leaving just 0.75GB for Vista (complete with Norton and other bundleware). A totally inappropriate setting for a system with only 1GB of RAM in the first place! Ok, if you're a gamer you might want 256MB (or more) of RAM on your graphics card, but a gamer is hardly likely to be using the graphics chipset built onto a cheapo mobo are they?

    Come on OEMs, you can do better.

  42. amanfromMars Silver badge

    Popular Political Gardening

    ""vista is an OS too" ... By dreadful scathe Posted Monday 19th May 2008 08:29 GMT

    dreadful scathe,

    XP is a noble Driver Test Bed for Vista Content Virtualisation .... with a TelePortation of Binary CodeXXXX/New Information with Advanced IntelAIgents to Be Rendered by Media as the New Big Picture for All to Help Build and Sustain into the Future .... with the Picture being for our Childrens Children and their Children rather than there being any Component Rooted and Routed for Present Self. Build the Future rather than Maintain the Present can Only Produce Imagination come Alive.

    "Format C:, install Linux and run a VMware XP instance." ... By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 19th May 2008 08:18 GMT ..... aka Suite Apple .... the MetaMorphosis of the Garden of Eden Temptress into the Binary Field of Work, Rest and Play.

  43. ratfox

    Apples and oranges

    All right, suppose XP and Vista do completely different things...

    Then why is it that Microsoft wants us to replace one with the other? Wouldn't it be logical to let us choose between those completely different things?

  44. Greg

    @Roger Barrett

    Honestly, I tried running XP as a limited user, but as a developer/gamer/relatively "hardcore" user, I was constantly switching accounts to do every last little thing. On my Linux box I run as a limited user, obviously, but when I want to do something as root I can do it instantly, without the unnecessary switching/logging out+in that XP demands. It seemed to me that half the stuff I wanted to do in XP required the Administrator account, so in the end I sacked the limited accounts and went with that. I keep the machine patched and firewalled, and I haven't had any problems thus far. Sure, I'd prefer the Linux user architecture, but I don't have it, so I can't use it.

  45. Anonymous Coward

    there's an easy fix

    MS just need to do the following for windows 7 (in no particular order):

    (1) built-in recovery and backup

    (2) drop nagware and registration

    (3) drop DRM

    (4) force applications back to their own files and NEVER let them touch windows base files and the idiotic registry..make them put all their stuff in their own file and have just a shortcut to start

    (5) no apps should be able to force a reboot for install

    (6) windows updates should not require a reboot for install

    (7) all windows updates should automatically created rollback & recovery files

    (8) windows 7 should be rock solid and secure

    (9) there should be proper device driver interfaces so that hardware makers don't have to ever guess if their stuff will work or not

    (10) secure signon should only be necessary under rare circumstances and never for applications/games/hardware driver updates

    (11) only possible exception night be security/AV/firewall

    feel free to add to my list or send it to bill & ballmer

  46. marc

    @there's an easy fix

    Add to that: ban apps from registering as startup. There's no need for Adobe to be in the background all day. Make it so we don't need Antivirus software, like Macs. Antivirus./Antispyware/ how many CPU cycles are wasted???

  47. RW

    @ E and Phlip Perry

    E: "Either Vista is not working very smart, or MS is offering stuff that a lot of people don't want."

    Of course they're offering stuff people don't want. A long time ago I had a conversation with a guy who did contract programming for MS. He used a word to describe MS that explains a great deal: "arrogant."

    Microsoft is arrogant in thinking they know what the user wants and/or needs better than the user does, so they foist all these kewl bright ideas on the suffering world. Unfortunately, they are dead wrong about a lot of the things they are so sure about.

    Every office at MS needs a framed copy of Crowell's famous plea: “I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken.”

    They're also arrogant in depending on their monopoly for force their latest bright idea down everyone's throats. This is not news, of course. Too bad the governments of the world (possibly excepting the EU) roll over and play dead at MS's command.

    But besides being arrogant, they seem to use an extremely pernicious form of group think internally, where no one is able and willing to stand up and say "the emperor has no clothes" when the group hive mind veers off in yet another wrong direction,

    Philip Perry: "...Microsoft thought they could blow kisses at computer manufacturers by deliberately building in ridiculously resource-intensive services that are difficult for naive users to disable. There's absolutely NO NEED WHATSOEVER for a modern operating system to be this resource-hungry. The only motivation I can imagine for it is some kind of sweetheart deal with hardware manufacturers."

    I wouldn't doubt for a second tha MS got in bed with hardware manufacturers, writing an OS that simply cannot run on older hardware in order to force sales of new. (Why has no one pointed the Green Finger at Microsoft for causing premature obsolescence of perfectly functional machines? What is the environmental cost of all that hardware discarded well before the end of its service life?)

    But it's the movie & music companies they *really* got into bed with, if the descriptions I've read of Vista DRM are at all accurate. This just exemplifies MS's arrogance again: their customers do not want DRM, but MS doesn't hesitate to force it down their throats. Worse, it's an over-engineered version cooked up by paranoiacs at the MPAA that eats resources like a cop eating donuts. MS should have told the MPAA to shove it up their nether orifices.

    (Microsoft-watching is just about as much fun as China-watching in the good old days of seriously Red China, where every word emanating form Peking was analyzed to death for clues. In MS's cases, it's really a matter of trying to diagnose organizational pathologies rather than political winds, but plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.)

  48. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    My view on Vista.

    The rot set in about 5 years ago. Microsoft landed a load of "business analysts" who think they know about IT.

    These may have been fixed, but I was so infuriated by them I rolled back.

    So, from the top.

    1. Internet explorer is mostly used for porn. Porn is mostly viewed one handed. Most porn sites have thumbnails you can barely see, so you open ten of them in a different part of the screen to save time. IE6 could do this, if the right hand side of the IE6 window was exactly on the right hand edge of the screen. But some business analyst, being gay, or female, didn't realise this use, and so now opens right over the top of the window you clicked on, thus preventing you opening multiple windows and finding quickly the photo of the horse, er girl you prefer. This cheers me right up being only able to open one window at a time.

    2. Visual Studio used to have the close button exactly in the same place for every window, but now, you have two different types of window open, and you have to keep looking vaguely to the upper right somewhere to close a window whose title is somewhere else. This means you can't rapidly close the five windows you've just trawled (but didn't really need) to find the bug. When you close the window, it doesn't go to the next one you wish to close. Also, the "X"it box for the frame, moves with every closing frame, as the number of frames decreases. Simply Magic.! I love this one, it really helps my productivity.

    3. Explorer. There's a breadcrumb. There's no up. Some business analyst who takes a week to perform their task, and never changes directory, doesn't even notice that you go, "click bin click debug ctrl a ctrl c click up click up click up click dir etc. ctrl V", in two seconds because you do it a hundred times a day, and they think you want to sit around looking around the screen for some random piece of text, whose location varies depending on where the window is!!!! Brilliant. Genius.

    4. IE7. You can't view the invalid certificate of a site, when it's wrong, without actually going there. This kind of destroys the point. Some business analyst thought no-one would ever need to do it.


    5. Windows search. Where do I begin? I want the ability to search code files for code strings (which you could do in XP. With a registry hack.) and for documents and text files for text, and for files by a certain name. That's it. I do it five times a week, at most, and it might take ten seconds, because I already know more or less where it's at. What's all this files/music/internet shit?

    6. Virus checkers. Why do they all hang?

    7. Finding and changing IP addresses? Or indeed finding out, and manually controlling ANY FUCKING HARDWARE.

    I can't talk about VIsta anymore, it's less use that a British Gas engineer. I'm now just so angry about Vista, I've got to stop talking about it.

  49. Sean O'Connor
    Gates Horns

    Xp doesnt do search indexing? Really?

    Did Microsoft forget they put Microsoft Desktop Search out as a mandatory update last year? And desktop search 3.0 was rolled out to XP machines but autoupdate. I've had to go through and manually remove the Desktop Search from every XP machine infected with it because it slowed them to a crawl.

    I like how Microsoft whitewashes over a "feature" that they also provided in updates for XP but claim XP doesnt have...

  50. Trevor Watt


    UAC is the most marvelous feature on Windows Vista.

    I LOVE User Account Control!

    I have made more money turning it off for customers who can not get their apps to load or run than any other software feature has ever earned me before! Good old Microsoft! Cheers everyone, mines a beer!

  51. Anonymous John

    ‘Five misunderstood Vista features’

    Is this a new Enid Blyton childrens' book?

  52. Anonymous Coward
    Gates Horns

    To MS: what you want/need != want consumers want/need

    Take the design concept of modularity. Vista could have been this flexible OS where in during setup users are given the option to install just the barebones (w/ advice as to what it entails/compromises), instead we get Home, Business, Ultimate, etc. This failure is also evident in the hardware requirements.

    But then again, how can you trust them if they can't even fix the process priority problem when you set the explorer to launch in a separate process in XP. They spin it as "feature".

  53. Charles Manning

    Display Driver Model???

    Granny does not understand the DIsplay Driver Model and is having probs with her Vista machine.

    This is not Vista's fault. This is Gran's fault for being stupid and not understanding the Display Driver Model. She should have paid more attention during her computer science lectures.

    As Ubuntu and other Linux distros move more towards "Just works", MS are expecting their users to become more technically astute.

    Sorry Ballmer, you need to try harder than that!

  54. Anonymous Coward


    Wake me up when it's time to upgrade from my Windows 2000, running happily on a dust-encrusted Chinese Sheetmetal job of '01. MS traumatized me with their GUI workover moving from NT4 to W2K just as I was getting used to NT4, so I'm proudly stuck in the past.

  55. Anonymous Coward

    @ My view on Vista.

    You're not alone bud ..

    "7. Finding and changing IP addresses? Or indeed finding out, and manually controlling ANY FUCKING HARDWARE."

    Has ANYONE found out how/where to control the DAMMED NETWORK SETTINGS in VISTA?!

    I've been doing the IT thing, for a living, going on 13 years now, its easier to config the network in Linux with NO GUI than to get that SHIT OS Vista working. Everything takes so dammed long to open, its gotta be flashy and glitzy

    ... If I need flashy and glitzy there are crazy ass drag queens in Vegas that will flash swish and WTF ever all night long ... which is about how long it takes to get the latest turd from Redmond to do anything productive.

    kinda like this ...

    Aliens cuz the Microsoft programmers found some wild shit for the crack pipes for the last few DECADES .. this last one must have gotten them so high they wound up on another f*cking PLANET.

  56. Herbys
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    Re: Windows Search and "unnecessary" services

    So you know where your documents are, and that's enough? You must be either using a very, very consistent file naming process coupled with some interesting folder structure to be able to find anything without search. Oh, and you must be doing the same for email, which probably takes a few hours a week to categorize well enough that searching is never necessary.

    Or maybe you just have too few documents to be representative.

    I've just checked, I have twenty thousand documents and a hundred and fifty thousand messages in my machine. How would it be to search through all this without indexing? I can tell you, because that's what I used to do a few years ago. it was PAINFUL. And SLOW. And INEFFECTIVE. Now I just paid a few extra dollars in a faster hard drive and some additional processor power and have my data sorted out. Isn't that a better alternative?

  57. Neil Hunt

    Vista - I like it

    Now I'm not an MS fanboi, in fact I'm a Unix team leader with many years of Unix and Linux experience, but I went and purchased 64bit Vista a few weeks back to install on the newly built computer, after having used Vista Business on my laptop at work for quite some months, and you know, I quite like it.

    I think the interface is excellent, I like the search feature in the start menu, I like that I can easily start apps as an admin without needing to run as an admin all the time. I like that I can restrict my three year old to only a cpl of applications, and limited computer sessions - he likes the Nick Jr website. I like it.

    I find it fast, responsive, and overall a lot more usable than XP.

    I love Media Centre as well.


  58. Herbys

    Re: there's an easy fix

    1, 7 and 9 are already there in Vista. But otherwise I agree with your list.

    To those saying "X is useless" do you realize there are a few hundred million Windows users out there, and not ALL of them share your usage patterns?

    I use search maybe fifty times a day. I would be significantly less productive (in measurable terms) without it. So what if it takes about 1% of my CPU indexing (yes, I measured it)? I don't care. I just want to be able to search for stuff.

    And I understand if you don't, you might just have few documents and mail, or you might only use very well structured content. But understand that you are a minority. Most people have lots of information (that's what computers are for, basically) and are not very good at keeping the infromation organized.

    Same thing for many other complains. The fact that something bothers YOU doesn't mean it's useles. So what if I DO want to consume content X which has DRM? No one is forcing you to use the DRMd content.

    To some of the criticism (like overall resource consumption, UAC and performance) I agree. It could be much better. But I can certainly live with it in exchange for some additional productivity and safety.

  59. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Spotlight vs. Windows Search

    One of the changes with OSX 10.5 was the addition of kernel hooks which report when a file has changed. There's a device in /dev and associated daemon - I forget which - but Spotlight (and other applications) can listen to it and so know which directories to reindex rather than constantly rescanning the entire disk.

    Which is why Spotlight isn't too intrusive, although I still find myself killing it now and again. Like most people I'm not going to file my documents in /bin or /lib, so why index them? Instead design an OS that makes managing your files easier, and people will love you for it.

  60. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "No one is forcing you to use the DRMd content"

    The point is that the DRM, "trusted computing", call it what you will, is "always on" in Vista, and consequently it gets in the way of operations where it has no business. But it has to be that way to satisfy the media magnates, what's the point of "trusted computing" if people can copy your premium content...

  61. Rob
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    Finding and changing IP addresses?

    I usually go Network and Sharing Center > Manage Network Connections. Gives me all the usual culprits including changing IP address and such like for any particular network connection.

    I'm curious to know how many people muck about with thier PC's so much that Vista acts like a pile of crap, seems it really is hit and miss on who is having success with it and who seems to be suffering miserably.

    I'm enjoying success by the way... ok jack you can pull the ladder up now I'm cool ;)

  62. Tom

    whats it for?

    I keep reading about Vistula and its problems but as far as I can tell it doesnt actually do anything useful that you cant do for free.

    Eye candy never made anyone in our office work better and I'm still baffled as to how writing lots of documents that no one ever reads is called 'productivity'.

    Especially when they are in a format that requires everyone else to slow their current computer down with Fista to pretend to read them.

  63. D
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    Vista is definitely the new ME

    I installed it on my two home machines, and had to backtrack and install XP. Vista was a complete nightmare and offered nothing new that I actually wanted. I saw the blue screen of death, a number of times, for the first time in years. There were so many irritating and unnecessary features like the sidebar, that I found really irritating.

    XP does everything I want an OS to do and no there's shortage of device drivers, open source software and games. Using Open Office, VLC, Firefox, Thunderbird Apache and a few other bits and pieces and relying on an hardware firewall alllows me to run XP with minimal drain on resources. Once XP has run it's course and they aren't making drivers for it any more, and assuming that Amiga workbench hasn't made a comeback, I will probably switch to linux.

  64. W

    Good call...

    I forgot about the lack of an "Up one level" button in Windows Explorer. V annoying.

  65. Anonymous Coward

    google desktop

    is pretty unstable but, coupled with XP, is way more productive than VISTA + search indexing. Start menu items included.

    it also links into a gmail account, enabling laptop users to seach work + private email from one interface.

    I am always amazed at how few people who rely on mining their emails to make a living actually install it.

  66. Philip Perry

    The power of the hierarchial directory tree

    Some guys have been saying that they can't store their files sensibly the first time around, so they need search. That's bull. The guy who said "I know where my files are" had it right the first time.

    The problem here is that many people take a lazy approach, and keep everything in a single directory (or a very small set of directories). Once you start doing that, before too long it's totally unmanageable without search, and it's too difficult to go back and fix it, so you keep using the flawed search-based approach.

    Here's how to get it right the first time:


    Starting from a single directory, like "My Documents" in Windows, create some generic subdirectories like "work related", "family related", "personal", "information", and "amusements". Then, create subdirectories under these directories to categorize your files. Under "family" for instance, you might have "photos" and under "photos", "Christmas 2007". Or under "information" you might have "security" and "firewall setup" and a set of firewall scripts. And so on.

    If you set it up correctly the first time, and train yourself to save your files in a sensible location the FIRST time around, you'll never have to use search at ALL.


    First, create email folders similar to the ones you created for files. Then, create a "whitelist". This is a set of mail processing rules that automatically sort your email by subject or sender address, and put it in a sensible folder based on where it's coming from. For example, if you work at fubar corporation, and your work email ends with, send all emails from to your work-related folder. Mail from your supervisor can go in the "oh shit" folder, and so on.

    All email that isn't pre-sorted by the rules you've set up is automatically moved to the trash. Now all you have to do is scan your trash pail once a day for anything that looks interesting. Got a thousand spam emails? Right click and "empty trash". No more bayesian filtering! No more BS. Just a nice, clean inbox.

    It's not hard, guys. Really. It just takes a little bit of work up-front.

  67. Anonymous Coward

    Re: there's an easy fix

    'I've just checked, I have twenty thousand documents and a hundred and fifty thousand messages in my machine. How would it be to search through all this without indexing? I can tell you, because that's what I used to do a few years ago. it was PAINFUL. And SLOW. And INEFFECTIVE.'


    So lets see, presuming these are actual documents and not just 'files' you are therefore in the complete minority in terms of average user....thanks for inflicting search for the majority who don't need or want it....An off/on button is all people are asking for...

  68. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    yes some of us are dimm

    Who are the expected users of Vista? IT experts only? Does it matter what the problems with Vista REALLY are? Most users seem to be 'normal' people (non-IT professionals) who are otherwise intelligent but still rather ignorant when it comes to features of operating systems. The thing is that MS has developed an operating systems for the MASSES and NOT as some seem to believe ONLY for the IT expert! The point is that for many people the question why their new computer APPEARS to be SLOW compared to their old XP computer is very valid. So yes maybe some of us using PC's are dimm and maybe the issues are justified from a technological perspective - and if people like me just bothered to educate ourselves or ask REAL professionals what to do they could (possibly) FIX any (all or possibly some) issues they might have (or think they have) with Vista.

    Sorry - but I really do not see why anyone should need to take advice from 'more competent experts'. We are not exactly talking about an operating system for an IBM mainframe or so... - PC stands for Personal Computer for a reason...

  69. Darryl

    Give me a break

    "But a second point can be made that it doesn't support many drivers, hardware, and software applications that users have paid good money for. Once you upgrade, you're hosed, and you have to re-purchase a lot of your software and peripherals. Again, I loathe them for this."

    Seriously? It's Microsoft's fault that hardware/software vendors aren't offering drivers/software patches to work with Vista? The nerve of them not anticipating every piece of hardware and software available in the world and testing and supporting all possible combinations extensively. Far be it for me to suggest that hardware vendors could write drivers for their hardware, like they've been doing for the last 30 years.

  70. Philip Perry

    @Darryl -- BINGO! The NERVE of them!

    The NERVE of them to release an operating system that offers VIRTUALLY NOTHING USEFUL THAT WASN'T IN XP, which doesn't support paid-for hardware and software, and which is such a horrible resource hog that you have to buy whole new machines just to RUN it, and which THEN runs BADLY...

    It's a MUGGING, Darryl. It's a freaking MUGGING. It's a company deciding that they aren't making enough money, and releasing yet another rehashed copy of the same old leftovers, with a little poison thrown in. If they were a restaurant, they'd be up on charges.

    The NERVE is RIGHT! Glad we're on the same page, bro!

  71. St Hyper

    Broken link partially found

    Firstly, it was probably Russinovitch who wrote the doc. Viz the also broken link to the same missing KB, beneath his header:

    Second, this appears to be the UAC 'misunderstood' component of the article - or perhaps an expanded version:

    Worth a read.

  72. Evil Overlord

    Two cents - search and UAC

    1. UAC prompts pop up for me when I try to create folders, delete shortcuts, or change the Start|Programs list in any way. This is not lazy developers - this is the Vista OS itself. Lazy MS staff, I guess.

    2. Search - I don't know what MS had in mind, but Vista search has yet to find a single file that I've looked for. As with many other users, it completely fails to find files that I know exist in non-system, non-hidden folders. Even if I do an advanced search for non-indexed files!

    In short, no clear benefits to Vista, and two major irritations.

  73. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Original article - being censored by El Reg?

    As we've now had a link posted to part of the original article, how about a link to a separately-hosted copy (allegedly) of the whole original article?

    Third time lucky, maybe, will get past El Reg's censors/lawyers this time?


  74. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

    Re: Original article - being censored by El Reg?

    I am so sorry for censoring you.

    I'm donating a tenner to Amnesty on your behalf right now.

  75. Slaine
    Thumb Up

    the last word - another Slainesque parody

    Okay - I propose that Bill Gates pays me $000's per month to give him a "swift kick in the nads". He won't need it all the time, but I'll be there in the background, just in case he does.

    My mate here will expect a similar $000's per month to remain on standby in case Bill decides he wants a "rusty nail in the head", and his friend will be close at hand to "make him vomit and baloney sandwiches" whever there is a demand.

    I have a feeling that there may be one or two people out there prepared to "give him a swift slap across the chops" for a similar retainer, just in case he ever feels the need you know.

  76. Levente Szileszky
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    RE: original article

    This pdf, its style, the explanations etc perfectly manifests all the problems with Vista and to a larger extent, with M$ - read it, it's a very telling evidence.

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