Hurrah... Friday pic
The commenters among you who've been foolish enough to cross swords with the Moderatrix know that she doesn't suffer fools gladly - and quite right too. However, in case you're wondering what happens to those who really don't know when to zip it, and persist in gobbing off when any sane person would have retreated like a …
No, I haven't been naughty and didn't think any filthy thoughts so far. At least not in relation with The Moderatrix or any other vulture creature. But here's a pressing question.
Why don't Playmobils wear pants? And, maybe more importantly, is it deemed inappropriate playmography to show such smutty pictures on El Reg?
EAfH, slightly discusted
If you are going to breach Clause 63 [I think] of the Criminal Justice Act by producing Extreme Pr0n [the poor sod on teh bed looks like he is under duress and may be in pain, for the sexual gratification of the viewer - we're all nicked] then you might as well go the whole hog, eh?
Mines the one with 'Made in Denmark' written on the label...
Steven "Very Naughty Boy Indeed" Raith
I declare your playmobil porn illegal, not only does it depict a depraved non consensual act but the large stick could potentially cause serious anal damage and with a dog thrown in for good measure that's bestiality too.
Consider yourselves under arrest and go and report to your nearest police station.
After Playmobil came out with the Airport Security playset that the Dungeon of Domination playset was sure to follow... *smile*
I'm reliably informed that no self respecting SM practitioner would wear a bright orange top with stripes on it. And no shackles on the bed?
I'm also reliably informed that there are special straps available for tying people to beds.
Mine's the coat saying "I'm a good Methodist boy"
This photo is not what it appears to be. Look closely and you will see that what seems to be a candelabrum is instead a viewing stand for three aliens who are warping space and our minds. They look like the artist's models for the brooding Easter Island buried statues. See how they nullify local gravity by raising the feet of the bed clear of the floor. See how they bend light waves, making the "wand" in the Dominatrix's hand appear to be straight while the mirror image clearly shows it to be an upwardly curving shaft with a knob on the end. See how they cloud our minds by making a double bed appear innocently normal even though it has a completely counter-purposeful crevice down the middle. No! You dirty person - not *that* kind of crevice!
Why is the dog not barking? Eh? Eh?
Don't forget, those shown in the picture are legally permitted to own a copy because they are "direct participants", it's just everyone else, including the person who set the scene and took the photographs who will be committing a crime if they own a copy...
PS, but, please Ms Moderatrix, there are companies who sell Affordable Leather Products who would be honoured to equip you with much more suitable attire and effective equipment!
As El Reg continues its downward descent into depravity can someone explain why I have this constant pricking sensation in my nether regions? Could it possibly be a bee sting inflicted by the queen Bee herself, and if so could she be prevailed upon to apply soothing unguents to relieve my suffering?