Train Vandal Simulator
Thats not realistic! Where is the graffiti covering the carridge? Although I suppose the benefit is two-fold - training the drivers and (assuming this makes it to the arcades) giving the vandals somewhere to hone their skills without the dangers of moving trains and elecrified rails.
Also, do they intend to hire a guy with a can of Special Brew to simulate the token drunk (outside of London, of course)?