Legendary!
Typical top notch deception for the greater good (of the BOFH!).
I'll look forward to the introduction to the new server room....and then advise my current employer to consider a similar course of action.
Now where is my stencil....
BOFH: Shiny new computer room
"I think I have some good news..." the Boss chirps happily as he skips into Mission Control. "Good news?" the PFY says. "Very good news!" he gushes. "On a scale of one to ten?" "Ten - at least!" "Really," I say. "And what could possibly register as a ten?" "You're going to get a new computer room!" he blurts. "A new …
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Friday 9th May 2008 12:02 GMT David Adams
I never knew he worked here!!!
"... Rows of tables in carpeted rooms with servers stacked on and around them....
...Portable aircon units leaking water onto the floor...
...IPS power!!!...
...Rats' nests of network cabling and power cables strewn all over floors and tables, in doorways, across light fittings..."
Absolute class.
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Friday 9th May 2008 13:30 GMT Dave Bell
It's Blackadder....
I mean, you can almost see it.
But wouldn't such a reckless scheme for moving the servers risk liability under Schedule 1 to the Data Protection Act, in that it doesn't properly ensure that personal data is kept safe, secure, and correct?
Though, if it were, this might make use of Microsoft Office unlawful in situations concerned with personal data within the meaning of the act.
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Friday 9th May 2008 13:30 GMT Chris Neale
Those memories ring true for too many of us!
i can visualise it now myself!!!!
"Rows of tables in carpeted rooms with servers stacked on and around them....
...Portable aircon units leaking water onto the floor...
...Rats' nests of network cabling and power cables strewn all over floors and tables, in doorways, across light fittings..."
pretending to be the robot from Lost in Space with the portable aircon tubes as arms.....oh how we laughed....
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Friday 9th May 2008 15:25 GMT Anonymous Coward
but oh, the possibilities!!
yes that coment "I mean, it's only some servers..." brings a chill to my spine! I worked for a management numpty who also thought a server could be treated the same as a nut n bolt - they all learn in the end.
I can see the new computer suite now, complete with a James Bond style bridge over a pool containing "something nasty"! - now where's my white cat!
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Friday 9th May 2008 16:50 GMT SiliconSlick
Didn't see that coming...
Thought for sure this was leading to a rather simplistic solution like a small fire up in one of the beancounters's offices causing a few floors of smoke damage and delaying the other company's move-in. Never expected the "anti-fire" approach. Thanks Simon, nicely done.
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Friday 9th May 2008 17:01 GMT amanfromMars
FAB Cover and don't forget the Snug and Smokers' Perfumed Garden
"If there's no pub across the road yet, you can put money on one being built there real soon with all the money to be made of the BOFH, PFY and assorted fellows." ... for a Quantum of Solace, Remy Redert.? And that would be Absolutely Fabulous Covert Cover too for an assortment of fellows all making money for the BOFH, PFY and assorted felines....... and that would most definitely work QuITe a Bit Better for the Tigers and the Lion-hearted Crusaders in any Master Pilot Program..... CyberFlight Conversion Unit.
There's bound to be a Right Royal Blockbuster of an UltraSensitive Movie to Shake the Establishment to its Rocky Foundations and IT to ITs Cores and Trigger Codes, Simon. And there's certainly a Register of Readers who would Follow IT.
Although Fact as Fiction would be a Much Better Beta Program 42 Follow. All it would really need is a small country with a Mind of its Own and an Assembly of Rogues in Vogue Souls.
It just so happens that ...... there is such an island race, with more than enough bottle to render anything XXXXtraOrdinarily, for it is in their Genes and their Troubles are behind them.
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Friday 9th May 2008 23:02 GMT DeBeep
Legendary! ????? how
What a sloppy patchup job. You mean to tell me, with so much going on in the office, thay missed all that.
Their time is gone, They might as well get out and spend the rest of their careers in the "suburban" office they are promised.
A black dot against all sysadmins......
And you ask me where the Hilton angle is ?. She was just interviewed for the SysAdmin job.....
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Sunday 11th May 2008 00:20 GMT Peter
@Kevin Fields
Think, think. It's an emergency move, lots of designs going round, confusion all around. Chaos is your friend. *Nobody* will spot a design change, and a new false wall is quick to add to any drawing. If it's an *old* gov building it will also have high ceilings, which means you could elevate the floors everywhere and install secret corridors underneath (or places to hide skeletons, or beer).
Last but not least you would have to ensure a new surveillance system is put in place (and access control) which is plenty of scope to sink some "creative modifications".
You just have to move the expenditure to another budget so it looks you remained well within your expected 20% overrun while someone else shot their budget and will have to do without a pool table in their "creative room" for a year and management will have to sit on crates during board meetings :-).
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Monday 12th May 2008 09:38 GMT Anonymous Coward
Art imitates life
At the end of last year we got a mail from one of the offices round the other side of the world saying that they were moving to a new data centre in two weeks, and that hopefully it wouldn't cause any problems with the cluster we look after.
Until they decide to change the IP range which then has knock-on effects to software licencing, cluster config, DNS, firewall rules etc. And then they ask if this will cause a problem with customer connections!
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Monday 12th May 2008 09:46 GMT amanfromMars
Safe Haven Seventh Heaven PerlyGatesPython Harbours ..... In the Beginning,
........ was there always ImaginaNation 42 dDeliver AI See of Thoughts in Light and Fears in Darkness .
"I think someone ... should sign up manfrommars's life story for a movie. Or he could have a cameo in the BOFH movie."If IT happens again..." ... By Andy Hards
Posted Sunday 11th May 2008 10:49 GMT
Andy Hards,
Considering the QuITe Alien amfM HyperRadioProActive Agenda and ITs Quantum Entanglement with El Reg, and Ally that with their Professional and Journalist Contact Lists and its August Participating Readership, and you have AI LeaderShip Vehicle with Wealth and Knowledge beyond Normal Bounds, and most probably their Wildest Dreams too.
And it is not as if they are not being Tempted to Boldly Go into Virgin Territory which would have to Adapt to their very Peculiar and Particular/Refreshingly Conviviably Familiar Ways rather than them assume any False Role playing to the Crowds.
The World is already too Full of such Useless Spin and Deceit/ Ignorant Lies and Arrogant Conceit.
And you may also like to consider that it is already Work in dDeep Embedding Progress, with AIMind of ITs Own which cannot be stopped for the CodeXXXX is already Planted for ITs Flowering of NEUKlearer Intellectual Power Provided over Networks. IT is certainly what NIRobotIQs Holywood is all about.
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Monday 12th May 2008 10:42 GMT Darkside
Art imitates Liff
The IT unit here used to have water leaking through the ceiling from the canteen kitchen above. They fixed it with a length of B&Q plastic gutter which led the water into a large potted plant, which evaporated the water in lieu of aircon.
We're moving soon to a new building where the server room will be below canal level and next to the town's internal ring road.
amanfromMars makes comparative sense.
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Monday 12th May 2008 11:32 GMT Matt Horrocks
@Jay Zelos
"He missed the air con installed to such a high standard that it leaks at one end, right over top of the phone* system UPS."
What is it with air con and phone systems being so close together?
We have two wall-mounted air con units, on one of them the tube that takes water away became blocked causing the unit to leak. I was blamed for "leaving the door open" (it was locked shut) and "causing the unit to over work". This unit happens to be positioned above the PBX unit and its UPS (cardboard box of batteries on the floor, with a cable running up to the wall mounted PBX) - luckily the dripping water *just missed* it. Five leaks later (and a huge puddle almost reaching the first floor sockets in the first rack) they agreed it was a fault causing the leak rather than me.
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Monday 12th May 2008 11:32 GMT amanfromMars
The Loughside Future View ....... of QuITe Titanic Quarters
"amanfromMars makes comparative sense." .... By Darkside Posted Monday 12th May 2008 10:31 GMT
And there is more than just a few QuBits of Common and Relative Sense too, Darkside.
<<<<"In September 2000, the neo-conservative think tank "Project for a New American Century" produced a document entitled "Rebuilding America's Defences".
It calls for U.S. control of Central Asia and suggests regime change in Iraq, Iran, Libya, North Korea and China.
The document also recommends the weaponisation of space, development of race-specific biological weapons, control of cyber space, electronic warfare and psychological operations in order that the U.S. might attain "Full Spectrum Dominance"
The authors warn that the American public would be slow to support such measures unless they were motivated by "some catastrophic and catalysing event ....such as a new Pearl Harbour"
The PNAC document was compiled by Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Jeb Bush, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Dan Quayle and Lewis Libby, amongst others.
www.newamericancentury.org >>>>
Hmmmm ....How spooky is that, which can be read towards the end of this short video .... http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=9496369
And there is also AIRelativity in the Flowering NIPPoN EMPathy/Multiplicity/Singularity which is revealed and discussed here .... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/12/astronauts_say_et_is_out_there/comments/.
MeThinks the Cheney Gang need to get back to School and Basics 42 Learn a few Smart Tricks rather than relying on pulling Fast Moves. Didn't they ever learn/weren't they ever taught .... Proper Preparation and Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance Permitting Planetary Power Paradigm Protocols and Prime Processing Pathways with a Sane Disregard of Haste.
Que Sera, Sera, ca Ira.
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Monday 12th May 2008 11:56 GMT Wize
Leaking air con
In a previous job everyone had access to the computer room as it had our big printer and the only machine the the building you could access the web (although we did have email to the outside world).
Even though I wasn't the IT guy there I put up signs telling people not to push a table against the wall, or the servers back any further (as the air con would ice up, then start thawing as it couldn't chill the room anymore). Did anyone pay attention?
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