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The Battle of Lesbos - a bitter struggle between practitioners of the Sapphic arts and true Lesbians for the right to bear the name of the sun-kissed Aegean island - took a dramatic turn earlier this week as militant lesbians attempted a beach landing at the lightly-defended resort of Eressos, in the process outflanking militant …


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  1. MikeC

    Missing luggage

    I was wondering where my palm tree had got to! Been waiting weeks for BA to get back to me about it, but obviously I should have just asked El Reg first!

  2. Anonymous Coward

    Thank you!!!

    Nicely done - yay for the swords and guns as well. Thought it might be NSFW when I saw the headline...

    Class touch about T5 too :)

    Am I the only one who remembers a Spitting Image sketch with Neil Kinnock on Weekend World whoring for votes and saying "Lesbians! Lovely lesbians!"

  3. Solomon Grundy

    Regular Feature

    When I grow up I want to be a journalist too - that way my Mom will stop bitching at me for playing with my little brothers toys.

    I hope these reenactments are a regular feature of El Reg. A bit of exclusive material is exactly what is needed and these are better than BOFH by a long shot.

  4. Chris
    Paris Hilton

    "Lesbian battle clones"?

    More of this sort of thing please.

  5. John Bayly
    Paris Hilton

    Finally, some hardhiting pictures

    Just for our (my) curiosity, can you post a picture to show how big your Playmobil collection is.


    Paris? Because I drool over her too.

  6. Nicholas Ettel
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    Are the premier way to make light of any situation now. Keep 'em coming!

    hahaha hahahahaha ha haha ahhaaaaaa

  7. Chris Cheale


    it must be Friday w00t!

  8. Bob
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    Someone has...

    ...far too much time on their hands. I can't believe i interupted my friday afternoon nap for this!

  9. Steve Hall


    Playmobile!!!! Bring it on!!

    That's it. That's all the input you are going to get, or need.

  10. Dave
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    Playmobil Friday

    Thank Playmobil It's Friday!

  11. Steve Evans


    ...Back from the pub a tad early today... Or are they wifi enabled?

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    "ladies who have no connection with lesbos"

    I reckon that the Duplo figures are a hit. There is so much more you could do with them - perhaps a regular reature, or a RegDuplo content stream, or summat.

  13. Michael Sheils


    This is the exact type of hard-hitting, exclusive journalism that El Reg needs. Keep up the good work!

  14. DrewHew
    Paris Hilton


    Lester Haines may your scrotum shrivel and rot!!! A curse on your testicular orbs!!!!!!

    Imagine my horror, my disappointment, when - sincerely believing I was about to view buxom beauties having a go at it - I clicked on that lousy link to see plastic doo-dahs!!!!!

    Rot in hell, Lester Haines, rot in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Paris, of course, because she would have showed the real thing(s))

  15. Trevor Watt


    Yahoo! It's the weekend, let the madness commence!

  16. Sam

    The Irish contingent..

    ..Turned up in Lisburn.

    (I'm allowed, me father's mother was oirish)

    The donkey jacket, ta.

  17. Pete


    Now any chance of posting a larger resolution form of this pic (and other Playmobil classics) so I can use them as backgrounds on my desktop and thus maintain that "thank god it's Friday" chortle factor feeling all through the week - pretty please?

  18. Slaine

    Niel Kinnock as a Spitting Image

    "Lsbians, lovely Lesbians"... aaaah yes indeed (showing my age a bit)... and there's, "Black people, lovely lovely Black people, and Children, all those wonderful Children".

    Mind you, couldn't type any of that these days or we'd end up getting arrested for sexism, racism and/or paedophilia. Ooops, better just go and hand ourselves into the thought police now - save them the expense of looking for us.

  19. Lickass McClippers

    I'm a lesbian...

    ...trapped in a man's body.

    Mine's the androgenous one...

  20. James Pickett
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    Is that Lego or Playmobil? I think we should be told!

    More of this, please

  21. Whitter

    Your plastic pal that's fun to be with

    I can see somebody has been having fun with plastic, but what has that to do with lesbians? I'll get my coat...

  22. Mark C
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    Yeah .... plus one for that. Just got a new monitor so I need some 1920x1200 Playmobile Wallpaper.

  23. Pascal Monett Silver badge


    Gotta admit I rather agree. Frankly it is tiring to be titillated by the NSFW tag, only to see tiny plastic bosoms worth nothing to oogle over.

    Please, could El Reg change that tag to something more appropriate, like NSFL, and keep the NSFW for real, honest-to-goodness bulgarian airbags (inflated or not) ?

  24. Ferry Boat

    You can buy Lesbian olives on our local market

    Anyway, lots of effort has gone into this - the lighting angle is even correct. Oh how I wish I had the chance to do this at work.

  25. Alistair

    Its a fake

    That photograph is clearly a fake. The good ship Martina Navratilova can be seen to be made of plastic, whereas the real thing would be tongue and groove.

  26. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

    Re: @DrewHew

    Aw, how rotten for you to be titillated by the prospect of plastic bosoms, only to be thwarted with the sight of other plastic bosoms.

    Think of it as titillation training.

  27. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    so that lesbian has crabs then..

    that is all.

  28. Steve

    @ Nicholas Ettel

    Dammit! The plural of Lego is Lego, not Legos.[/pet peeve]

    That is all.

  29. Dave

    Apologies to Rugby Clubs everywhere

    (To the tune of "Good Ship Venus")

    'Twas on the good ship Navratilova,

    Where blokes have no leg over,

    A Crew of Dykes that really likes,

    to come like a supernova.

    Playmobil on Friday

    Playmobil on Friday

    Playmobil on Friday

    From the Vulture Central Crew.

    The Captain's name was Lettice,

    By Christ she had a fetish,

    For Friday Fun with everyone

    who likes their toys coquettish

    The First mates' name was Charlotte,

    She was a dirty harlot

    Ms Sarah Bee was there you see

    for an article in "Scarlet"

    The Second mate was Haines

    They had her clapped in chains,

    'cos her funny pic of a sailing ship

    didn't mention Seamen Staines.

    The third mate was Lewis Page,

    She worked for minimum wage

    Rub her erogenous zone with a Predator Drone

    and pray she's of legal age.

  30. Pete

    @Sarah Bee

    Titter ye not!

  31. Anonymous Coward

    @Steve (@Nicholas Ettel)

    "Dammit! The plural of Lego is Lego, not Legos.[/pet peeve]"

    What? You mean Legos isn't the island next door to Lesbos.

    (But being pedantic, Lego isn't supposed to be used as a head noun, so should never be pluralised. </pet_peeve>)

  32. Geoff Webber
    IT Angle

    @james pickett

    Its playmobil.

    Lego people have knees up at their groin and very flat square fleet.

    If you really want to feat you eyes on the complete playmobil range try this for size

    My kids had both but i always favoured the playmobil stuff as it was much more lifelike !!

    IT - because it would seem that lots of us who have playmobil experience end up here on friday afternoon - when all the rest of the "workers" have gone home

  33. John Widger


    ...for reminding me it's Friday.

  34. Mike Moyle

    @ Solomon Grundy; @ Dave

    @ Solomon Grundy

    "I hope these reenactments are a regular feature of El Reg. A bit of exclusive material is exactly what is needed and these are better than BOFH by a long shot."

    Agreed on point 1, MORE of these...

    But, "...better than BOFH by a long shot"? Them's fightin' words!

    @ Dave

    "(To the tune of "Good Ship Venus")

    'Twas on the good ship Navratilova..."


    Well done, Sir!

  35. alistair millington
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    back from the pub too early

    or still there...


  36. anarchic-teapot

    Not NSFL

    but TGIF (Thank Gawd It's Friday)

    More of this hard-hitting investigative journalism, please.

  37. Greg

    I was expecting this, OR

    A screenshot from South Park.


  38. Mike

    I,for one...

    welcome our new lesbian battle clone overlords!

  39. tom

    I had something clever to say...

    My clever comment is really better expressed thusly: you guys worry me.

    (Keep up the good work!)

  40. The Truth
    Paris Hilton

    oooh errrr

    or should that be oooh AARRRRRRR?

    looks like the one laying face down is about to get a dose of crabs.

    Paris, because she likes to lick the split as well.

  41. Scu
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    Tongue and groove! Love it!!

  42. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    A triumph

    Of hard hitting journalism.

    >two Ellen Degeneres lipstick lesbian battle clones

    You only get to deploy that in the wild once in a lifetime. Award winning.

  43. Dana W

    Come sail away!

    This is the best answer to a silly argument! High quality mockery. And I know what ship I want MY cruise on!

    Anyway, are there more citizens of Lesbos, or actual Lesbians? I'm not worried, I think we have them outnumbered.

  44. Anonymous Coward

    Bricking it

    What we need now is a Lego rendering of Herr Cruise and the Freewinds admiralty... BrickRolling?

  45. Anonymous Coward

    T5 - "It won't be back!"

    Nope, just the lappy bag please...

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