Terrorist?
Ow! I said I was here as a *tourist* you cloth-eared electronic pillock!
Yes please, just beat out the flames on the sleeves for me. Thanks.
American Predator and Reaper unmanned flying hunter-killer robots will soon be equipped to track and listen in on mobile phones. The move is sure to be greeted with fear among tinfoil-clad bunker residents, but could also lead to calls for a no-nonsense enforcement campaign against noisy cellphone users in public places. …
So much for cutting edge tech.
That photo prooves this is just one more of those "dwarfs in machines" scamms.
Like the magical coca cola vending machines of the 1830's where "A fully automated thinking machine" handed out the beverage of choice.
Looks like someone in the Pentagon is going to loose his job when they realise that, alongside fuel, the thing needs burgers and frys to fly
The guy in camo is signalling to the soft pink squidgy thing sat in a nice safe bunker somewhere, looking through the fancy (and expensive) optics aboard the UAV.
Just cos these things can fly themselves around the world, don't mean they can park worth a damn! (Mind you, look what James Bond did to that Beemer they gave him that time...)
On a lighter note, don't forget that the facial recognition systems in use in the majority of British shopping centres (to alert the rent-a-lpods to "undesirables") still boast about a 60-70% "guaranteed" accuracy rate - so as well as missing 30-40% of Bad Guys, that means it also 'hits' 30-40% of Non-Bad Guys... not too bad if it's just some mall rat with his nice uniform come to escort you from the premises cos The Computer told him you're really a hoody-wearing PFY[1], but not so good if it's Hal 2008 dropping a few million bucks-worth of laser-guided missile onto your location cos you were late paying BT[2]...
[1]Always assuming you're *not* a hoody-wearing PFY, obviously :-)
[2]Or complained about the BT/Phorm Alliance... wait, what's that noise overhea.........
"....The move is sure to be greeted with fear among tinfoil-clad bunker residents...." I'm sure Dick Destiny will soon have a piece telling us it's an invasion of privacy or the like to listen in to jihadi phone calls, they're all just innocent dupes being led astray by the nasty Predators drones, etc, etc.....
You read it here first folks - these grim Reapers will be used to...
- 'remove' cars parked on double yellow lines or overstaying their meter,
- 'prosecute' people dropping toxic litter such as a sausage roll, and
- to 'educate' parents who dare to want to put their kids in the best schools...
But don't worry, it'll all be captured on CCTV for us to watch on Sky TV.
Hilton because she wants to be caught being 'chastised' on TV
"Northrop Grumman was pleased to announce last week that it had won a $54.9m contract from the US Air Force to fit the so-called Airborne Signals Intelligence Payload (ASIP) aboard the MQ-1 Predator and MQ-9 Reaper aerial wardroids. "
Sounds like they got a pretty good deal on their cellphone contract, there.