I same thing do, almost
I set up unsecured wireless access points, wait for some neighborhood geek with an inflated ego to nest on the street outside, let him start playing with my network full of tasty but spiked resources, then head over to his place, and douse his soft furnishings in.. well.. I digress.
I do this all for some spurious higher purpose that serves as convenient justification to tell all and sundry because, deep down, I am just in it to get my ego stroked.
Slow first, then fast. Oh yes. Thats the way. I've been a baaaaad boy.