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Those among you who are increasingly concerned at Google's inexorable rise to total domination of Planet Earth would do well to check out this report into the vast number of domain names the search monolith has acquired, many of which indicate its sinister future intentions. A good percentage of Google's domain manifest is …

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  1. Richard
    Alien

    I for one welcome our new google overlords

    ...and would like to offer my services to the googleinquisition in rounding up others to work in their off world googlemines.

  2. James Pickett
    Paris Hilton

    Money

    IIRC, a certain L Ron Hubfraud mentioned starting a new religion as the easiest way to make a fortune. The amazing thing is that he was right...

    (Paris, as she knows the second easiest way)

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Re: I for one...

    Nobody suspects the googleinquisition

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Alert

    Coming soon? Bah! Came already!

    The Church of Google already exists: http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

    Do some googling before posting, no?

  5. Scott
    Alien

    Registering?

    Can't seem to get registered at Googleoverlords.com saying missing Google Overlord ID number? keeps redirecting to GooglePeon.com.

  6. rasputinsDog
    Linux

    Google is my sherpard i shall not want

    In the beginning there was was Google and the search was good. I'm considering converting from Pastafarian. I like new shiny golden calfs!

    The penguin because I hope this new religion is open source.

  7. Christopher Reeve's Horse
    Coat

    Soul Searching?

    I suspect that they've got bored of providing search queries and are planning to instead provide every possible sector of the internet themselves.

    How long before all newborn children have the google suffix in front of their names and are fully search query complient. "Hi I'm Google.Peter, what would you like to know about me officer?"

    Mine's the jacket with the copy The Daily Newspeak in the pocket....

  8. Stephen Rodda
    Black Helicopters

    Google the Lord!

    Well, other religions have propounded "do nothing evil" in their time, too.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Heart

    Lester...

    Do you need an asistant? You seem to spend most of your work time scanning WHOIS and news sites for funny stuff. I do that at work for free (Although my boss would be very upset if he knew). I would love to be paid for it :-)

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    But why not...

    Googleoverlords.com?

    It would seem logical, particular as overlords.com is already in use...

    Mine's the one with the barcode on the back.

  11. matt
    Linux

    RE:Google is my sherpard

    I'm afraid the new religion is "Religion as a Service", so they can change the holy books but they dont need to share their work.

  12. Pavel Tcholakov
    Thumb Up

    Google Porn Beta

    What an excellent idea! Finally they can launch AdSense Adult Edition and start making some bucks off all that porn traffic they generate :-)

  13. Ken Hagan Gold badge

    gmailsucks.com, frooglesucks.com and googlesucks.com

    Going off on a tangent, can anyone explain why we don't see (for example) gmail.sucks.com or gmail.sucks.org? Surely there's money in it.

  14. TeeCee Gold badge

    That's not domination.

    Having a ".gog" TLD. That would be domination.

    Incidently, if they've taken:

    goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com

    are:

    gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com

    and:

    gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com

    available?

  15. Joseph Zygnerski
    Dead Vulture

    They missed a couple

    Just got an e-mail from www.beontopranking-google.com, a rather dodgy-seeming link directory.

    And, shouldn't it be: goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle

    or

    g0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000gle

    both of which are available (or seem to be)

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    What about Google's exchange?

    www,googlesexchange.com..

    Mine's the white one with the extra long sleeves.

  17. Stu
    Coat

    Googleoverlords.com

    Do they look like lizards? Do they come from Zeta Reticuli?

    Do they taste like chicken?

    Mine's the 'gator skin overcoat...

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Boffin

    thesecretofburritos.com

    "Expires on..............: 2008-Jun-19."

    Anyone want to keep an eye on it and see if they renew? :o)

  19. Marcus Coles

    It's OK they have it covered

    googleuranus.com

  20. Pierre
    Paris Hilton

    They missed a couple

    http://www.googlesux.com/ is up and running (and NOT owned by google, from what I can see). They need a couple lessons in SMS speech probably.

    Also, I'd bet my shirt that they didn't register googleisapileofshitwhichcouldn'tfinditsownmotherinabrothel.com, though it's barely longer than goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com

    Mine's the one which reads "'Paris Hilton' hot site:hotnudesexyceleb.sex.com" on the back

  21. Pierre
    Heart

    Lester, this is your next mission

    Should you accept it, of course. We need a survey on how the members of the w3 consortium (list here: http://www.w3.org/Consortium/Member/List) comply to the w3 "standards". I tested MS already, no surprise: the w3 checker found 26 errors on www.microsoft.com. We need you to investigate the other members' pages. (of course, you can dig further in MS website, just for fun. The Office page contains 55 errors).

    If you were to be caught, etc....

    Have fun!

  22. Mr Larrington
    Paris Hilton

    whambezi

    "Your search - googlebollocks.com - did not match any documents."

    (Is tempted)

  23. alyn

    The one true faith

    is flying spaghetti monsterism, AKA Pastafarianism. Look it up.

    "Touched by His noodly appendage"

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