I for one welcome our new google overlords
...and would like to offer my services to the googleinquisition in rounding up others to work in their off world googlemines.
Those among you who are increasingly concerned at Google's inexorable rise to total domination of Planet Earth would do well to check out this report into the vast number of domain names the search monolith has acquired, many of which indicate its sinister future intentions. A good percentage of Google's domain manifest is …
I suspect that they've got bored of providing search queries and are planning to instead provide every possible sector of the internet themselves.
How long before all newborn children have the google suffix in front of their names and are fully search query complient. "Hi I'm Google.Peter, what would you like to know about me officer?"
Mine's the jacket with the copy The Daily Newspeak in the pocket....
Just got an e-mail from www.beontopranking-google.com, a rather dodgy-seeming link directory.
And, shouldn't it be: goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle
both of which are available (or seem to be)
http://www.googlesux.com/ is up and running (and NOT owned by google, from what I can see). They need a couple lessons in SMS speech probably.
Also, I'd bet my shirt that they didn't register googleisapileofshitwhichcouldn'tfinditsownmotherinabrothel.com, though it's barely longer than goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com
Mine's the one which reads "'Paris Hilton' hot site:hotnudesexyceleb.sex.com" on the back
Should you accept it, of course. We need a survey on how the members of the w3 consortium (list here: http://www.w3.org/Consortium/Member/List) comply to the w3 "standards". I tested MS already, no surprise: the w3 checker found 26 errors on www.microsoft.com. We need you to investigate the other members' pages. (of course, you can dig further in MS website, just for fun. The Office page contains 55 errors).
If you were to be caught, etc....
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