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A judge has demanded a Darth Vader impersonator be dragged before him after he succumbed to the Dark Side, attacked two Jedi with a metal crutch, and failed to show up for the resulting court appearance on an assault rap. According to the Telegraph, Arwel Wynne Jones interrupted an outdoors TV interview* with brothers Barney …

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  1. PaddyR
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    National Hero

    I hope someone got it on camera for youKnob, he deserves a medal. next we want to see the Harry Potter fans get it then the LOTR, star trek etc etc..

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  2. Anonymous Coward
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    Daft Vader.....

    Sorry had to be done.....

    Mine's the black cloak with the cybernetic suit......

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  3. Rob
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    Dark Helmet

    Surely!

    The Schwartz is strong in this one.

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  4. dervheid
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    This is not...

    the crutch weilding maniac we're looking for.

    Crhhhcht.

    Move Along.

    Crhhhcht.

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  5. James Delaney
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    Chad Vader

    I think he might be trying to stay low in an American supermarket:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0

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  6. punks unite
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    Brilliant

    This guy shouldn't be arrested, he should be knighted! Please please please get it on youtube. It would almost be as good as the one where the dork dressed as chewy decks the idiot outta Clit 45 for swearing at them whilst there mums were in in line with them.

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  7. Anonymous Coward
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    red red wine

    The geezer had allegedly finished off most of a 10 litre box of wine before the incident. 10 litres of plonk and he survived. I'm astonished.

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  8. Richard Williams

    Poor timing

    If the judge had waited just a few more days, he could have issued his warrant on May the 4th.....be with you.

    I'll get my Jedi cloak.

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  9. Anonymous Coward
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    Good Judge

    "I hope the force will soon be with him."

    A judge with a sense of humour? Cool!

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  10. Anonymous Coward
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    fuel for the fire...

    This isn't the defendant you're looking for...

    You don't need to call witnesses...

    or

    If the helmut doesn't fit, you must aquit...

    he may have had a breakdown after the last three movies decimated his character from respectable bad guy to 'I see where Luke got it from'.

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  11. Tom

    Literacy is clearly not a Jedi strng point..

    The spelling and grammar on that website leave a lot to be desired. I think the farce is with them.

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  12. Nicholas Ettel
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    Not Darth, Jeff Vader

    Jeff being Darth's brother... he runs the Death Star, you know!

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Eddie_Izzard#Circle

    Not a coat, but a cloak, black of course.

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  13. Captain DaFt
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    @ Paul

    Daft Vader? I'm sure the farce is strong with this one!

    And where is the you-tube footage? After all, it says the victims were filming "Light Saber Techniques" at the time!

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  14. Bob

    Ouch ouch ouch

    I think I just ruptured an intestine from laughing for the past half hour.

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  15. Daniel Wilkie

    So...

    So clearly their "Lightsaber Combat" skills weren't up to scratch...

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/28/nhelmet128.xml - is that the best picture of Darth Vader ever or what?

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  16. Jase
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    @Tom

    Tom , young paduan, spelling not importnant for the Jedi is!

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  17. Slaine

    paduan learner

    Difficult to see, the future is... especially after a box of plonk.

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