More so for the fact that the pic isn't *really* NSFW - I clicked on it despite myself & was scrambling for the 'back' button when it loaded. Phew!.
The news earlier today that a New York businessman stumped $1.5m for a 15 minute film apparently showing Marilyn Monroe administering oral pleasure to JFK provoked a veritable speculationfest as to what exactly the footage contained. It is, therefore, with very great satisfaction that we can now reveal the shocking truth, …
"You've started early this week, it's nowhere near Friday yet!"
I thought that too.
Then I thought "Where will I get enough paper towels to wipe up the coffee I've just coughed all over my keyboard, monitor, desk etc."
An epic win indeed, which means that you're going to have to pull out something extra special(sic) on Friday.
Hey! This story has been significantly edited since it was posted and It's not as funny now. Why has this happened? Why can't we all just laugh and move along? Why do so many people have to whine about such insignificant things.
These edits have also resulted in formatting errors in the text which should at least be corrected.
I vote to restore the censored content and scorn the whining of a sissified populace.
I'm getting so confused. I walked into the wrong office (hotelling this week) this morning and was told, "er you were here yesterday, not today"... which was especially confusing since I then realised that I actually had turned up yesterday and somehow forgotten.
And now you're making me think it's Friday.
A whole week within the space of 8 hours - I'm impressed with myself!
First the T5 fiasco, now this!?
I take it this has begun a series of cool Lego/Duplo or whatever spoof pics???
Lester you could come up with one of those fashionable coffee table books - "Major world events in glorious Lego-color". Get Penguin to publish them! ;-)
Quite how you'd represent 9/11 might be tricky tho.
The last coffee table book I bought was "The bumper B3TA book of Sick Jokes". Highly recommended.