just what they deserve
"– and give victims the justice they deserve"
Hmm, Slice and Dice by the Government - just what people deserve. They shouldn't have been so negligent as to be involved in a crime in the first place.
The Home Secretary has cut the tape on a futuristic forensic mortuary, costing £783,800 and accommodating over 100 deceased citizens in Westminster. The first of its kind in London, the Beeb reports, it will deal solely with the suspiciously-dead. The Iain West Forensic Suite is named in honour of the flamboyant forensic …
Good Lord! How many murders-per-day do you people have over there?
You didn't mention how many pathologists will be lurking there. 50? 20? 10? Or is this really just a big freezer unit to hold victims until one of the 2 employees can get around to them?
The skull and crossbones because... well, bones, obviously.
"by maximising forensic technological advances to find and punish criminals – and give victims the justice they deserve," Smith proclaimed"
What's missing from that sentence?
Yep. One tiresome obstruction.
We have to try them and convict them before we can punish them. Mind you, with Benito Blair's legacy still in power, I wouldn't be remotely surprised to see the independent judiciary's days numbered...
On the TV show CSI, they stack the bodies 3-high in the fridges.
Some bureaucrat probably specified 100 as a nice round number. But that doesn't divide by 3. 102 (or 99) does. So I guess the designer rounded it up.
Disclaimer: All my knowledge of mortuaries was gained from watching CSI, NCIS, and Tru Calling.
The fridges probably stack 3 high. Probably a toss up between 102 and 99.
102 probably isn't that huge depending on how much of London they are planning to cover.
Still they can always use a refrigerated container in the car park as hospitals occasionally do at time of crisis. Apparently Sun have a few air conditioned crates going a begging with nice metal racks already installed.
Mine's the lab coat.
I want you all to know that if I'm machine-gunned by panicky Yank invaders while manning any barricades, I want to be stacked in Trafalgar Square, not hidden from the eyes of the world.
Helicopter, because we'll never see tanks in Trafalgar Square (though only because they'd fall through the streets into the Underground).
>We have to try them and convict them before we can punish them
Presumtion of innocence ? That is sooooo 90s...
No, you see under the watchful eye Citizen Gordon, you will be issued with an ASBO at birth, together with your identity card. That way, when you breach it, you know where you live. Oh, and just so we know where you are when you're not at home - bend over, we need to fit you with this rectally implanted GPS tracker. Don't worry, if you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear.
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