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  1. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

    Boot Recognition Fault..

    Otto, Otto, Otto... thigh-highs are so called because they come up to the thighs. Lacy is wearing knee-highs.


    -- Mine's the long, studded, black leather with the interesting zips.

  2. Andy Worth

    Re:Boot Recognition Fault..

    Otherwise known as FMB's or "Fuck Me Boots", due to the fact that certainly early adopters of said footwear were generally on the market for a bit of action.

    And actually, if I'm perfectly honest, I probably would.

  3. Anonymous Coward

    Let me be the first to say

    Regardless of how worthless these business-news type shows are, she'd still get it.

  4. Phil

    Mutton dressed as Lamb!

    The boobs and boots look good from a distance but on closer inspection it goes downhill

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Dead Vulture

    Nice responses

    and people wonder why women are under-represented in technology!

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    you! messed! it! up!

    All! Yahoo! stories! should! be! posted! like! this!

    :( !

  7. Jared Earle


    "and people wonder why women are under-represented in technology!"

    Because they don't get 'em out enough?


    I'll get it. It's the Dirty Old Man raincoat.

  8. John

    What's the problem

    They've tried to make a presenter of a show for men sexy, big deal.

    There's a reason why Ryan Seacrest presents American Idol and E etc and it has nothing to do with talent. Women just don't find naked flesh attractive in the same way men do.

  9. Phil Rigby
    Paris Hilton

    @Andy Worth

    Also known as Slut Wellies, for the same reason you mentioned.

    Paris because - well, do I really need to explain?

  10. Andy Worth

    Re:Nice responses

    But it's because we are starved of decent ladies in our day-to-day jobs that we become so intrigued by the slightest flash of flesh. It's a vicious circle.....honest.

    I do however agree with Phil that she probably look better on a slightly fuzzy and not particularly close-up camera shot. Soft focus I think they call it :)

  11. Rosco

    RE: Boot Recognition Fault

    Thigh-highs: also known as "slag wellies"

  12. Badminstyles

    Re: Re:Boot Recognition Fault..

    FMBs otherwise known as Forward Mounting Bases. It's still dirty...

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