That must have sucked!
A Polish building contractor working at London's Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital was given his marching orders after a security guard caught him having sex with a Henry Hoover, the Sun reports. The Henry Hoover The unnamed perv was supposed to be locking up the site, at hospital admin offices, but was instead …
I heard a similar story about 2 polish guys on a work site nipping off for up to an hour at a time...security tailed them and found them locked into a toilet cubicle together.
Upon opening the door however, they were found to be playing chess on top of the toilet...very odd.
Paris icon, as she's probably had fun with a vacum as well.
Congrats to the company for discbelieving his story and having the confidence to sack him. Thus proving they're no suckers. He could have got away with it if he's sucked us to the boss, but he blew it rather than get ahead.
As for him. Considering the reputational damage - I bet it sucks to be him.
Sucks to be him.... Oh, wait...
I'm amazed Henry still had a smile on his face. The dirty red tyke...
On a serious note I think the guy's disgusting for trying to take advantage of his cultural heritage and lack of awareness on the guard's part by pretending vacuum sex is normal in Poland. You been caught red-handed and red-something else, just take it like a man. Henry did after all.
Paris because there'd be no chance of hitting the 'blow' setting by accident...
Following the incident the smile on the Henry was considerably wider and smoke was seem to be coming from the air-vent. After this the vacuum cleaner wouldn't work for half an hour or so.
The Henry is now looking forward to similar meetings with a view to using various attachments.
The smaller, pink, Hetty version was said to be doing Google searches for anyone interested in human-machine interfaces.
And if not, why was it thought necessary to include a photograph of a vacuum?
Will all ID card stories now be accompanied with a picture of a man holding an ID card with his photo on it*?
* Unless it's a photo of a man holding his ID card with a photo of the man holding his ID card on it, with a photo of the man holding his ID card, with a photo of...
...but in the UK, the word 'hoover' is a genericised trademark.
Hoover failed to sufficiently defend their trademark on vacuum cleaners in the UK, as a consequence the word now refers to any brand of vacuum cleaner or the act of using a vacuum cleaner. Hoover aren't alone - aspirin, petrol and sellotape all used to be trademarks in the UK, but are now used when discussing any comparable brand.
Oooh I feel all dirty now.
Henry is a British classic. We had one. We persuaded our project manager, who was of the opinion that "hoovering was women's work" to use it. Henry promptly exploded in a shower of sparks and black smoke. And no, he wasn't doing anything kinky with it. That builder should count himself lucky.
A story el reg ran a while back with a dwarf ...
This is starting to become a trend - el reg running bits on vacuumed knobs... now for your next breaking news scoop - put the 2 together ... polish builder superglues dwarf to his hoover then vacuums his undies....
I'll go now ... the green one please.
Did he slip and fall, and his dick landed in the open nozzle of the vacuum cleaner? After all you hear that excuse thrown around quite a bit when you hear about the stories of people getting "stuck" and having to go to hospital.
As for the practice of cleaning your pants by hoovering your cock being "normal" in Poland, well it would explain why my Polish girlfriend hates hoovering so much! Perhaps she feels I just "don't understand her customs", so maybe if I strip off she'll pick up the hoover and get to work.
And there would be the next interesting excuse at the hospital....."and how exactly did you get stuck Mr Worth?".............."Well.....it's all to do with a Polish custom...."
Its true, Carpenters do clean them selfs off with hoovers before they head home.
Dust crawles in anyware, so I have to side with the poor polish bloke. Or do you like sitting in public transport with someone head to heals covered in dust.
As for a security person seeing something like this its would seem odd.
I use to spray paint in a shop.. The spray paint would go in everything after a day spraying. I contantly dug for gold but got paint. Yes Gross, I had to bath for 2 hours a day with a brush daily and it was painfull. Its just one of those trade things.. Next time have a look at builders hands, Its a way of life. Not something office people would ever understand.
I fit fire alarms in server cabins etc, I've had to resort to henry before now, 'builders bum' is not only an eyesore, it is also a means of ingress to your nether regions for all manner of cheery void space itchy stuff.
Still its all relative, i was caught short on my way home from school as a boy and wiped my arse with rockwool, now there was an interesting sensation for a couple of weeks.....
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