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Those among you who are a bit down on your luck and don't mind getting your hands dirty to bring in a few bucks are directed to this tempting post down at Greek software outfit Fortytwo: Job ad for Senior Blowjob assistant The blurb is, admittedly, somewhat incoherent, and we assume "asdfasdf" is the successful applicant's …

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  1. Kenny Millar
    Coat

    There more to this than meets the eye (sorry!)

    Take a look at the 'how to apply' section...

    Hmm, why would you need to send naked piccies, unless of course there may be 'other duties' attached to this position... I mean job... I mean ... err....you know.

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  2. Chris Williams
    Coat

    Written application...

    ... or oral test?

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  3. Morten Ranulf Clausen
    Coat

    My question is...

    ...is this an entry position or is hands-on experience required?

    OK, alright, mine's the rubber one with the diving mask.

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  4. Andrew
    Joke

    We like what we do.....

    yep.. that's the slogan on the company's website.. how apt.

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  5. amanfromMars Silver badge
    Alien

    The Devil is in the Detail that you know...... :-0

    More a Passionate Calling than a Job Assist :-)....... although it didn't do either Bill or Monica any favours. Most probably one of those superduper Covert Ops for it certainly duped the Clintons. Makes you wonder, or even perhaps tells you why, Hillary is so keen to sit in the chair behind the Big Desk.

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  6. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    this job sucks

    wonder who heads up the department?

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  7. Dave
    Paris Hilton

    Spit or swallow?

    Probably not a career by choice, just someyhing you get sucked into.

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  8. Ishkandar

    Sounds like a mind(??)-numbing "full time" job !!

    Will there be extra pay for injuries during hazardous duty like carpet burns ?? What about overtime and weekends ?? And what perks, if any, are available ??

    We have a right to full disclosure( or should that be "exposure" ?) !!

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  9. Thomas Rushton

    I need my eyes testing

    After reading this story, I now find myself reading "BJ Consultant" in job adverts looking for business intelligence gurus.

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  10. Tom Richardson
    Paris Hilton

    Could be a job for these guys...

    http://www.bjchampion.co.uk/

    I see their trucks on the motorway regularly. The drivers always look somewhat disgruntled.

    Paris cos she'd probably be fit for the job as well.

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  11. Rob Holmes

    @ Ishkandar

    Quote: "And what perks, if any, are available ??"

    Well, I think that free lunch is something of a given.

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  12. Jason
    Go

    @ Ishkandar

    How could you forget the IT related injury: RSI...

    Imagine working a normal 9-5 day on that job! (pun intended)

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  13. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Up

    Unclear

    It doesn't make it clear from the advert whether the applicant would be the one giving or receiving. Now if it were receiving and Paris Hilton were involved....

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  14. Big_Boomer
    Coat

    Journalists

    First or all I would like to know how you found out about this Lester.

    Surfing for "naughty" stuff eh?

    I'll bet they get a lot of applications from Journalists,... and lawyers, and BMW drivers and anyone else who sucks. ;-)

    The armoured bike jacket please,... and my lid.

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  15. jazz
    Coat

    @ Rob Holmes

    Quote: "well, think that free lunch is something of a given"

    Liquid Lunch...

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  16. Graham Bartlett

    @Big_Boomer

    Inside information, dude - they call the informant "Deep Throat"...

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  17. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    assistant?

    As far as I know, you only need one person to give, or one person to receive, if they need an assistant they're doing something seriously wrong!

    Mine's the latex one with the air pocket at the top.

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  18. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Re: assistant?

    Presumably the assistant is the one holding the spitoon.

    Paris - wouldn't need an assistant

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  19. Francis Boyle

    If you don't understand the role of the assistant

    you obviously haven't been watching the right training videos.

    No Paris, because all her videos are in the basic category and you want advanced.

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  20. amanfromMars Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Eternal Paris Springs ........ Immaculate Source ..... Code XXXX

    The Perfect dDay Trading Job for a Professional Amateur.

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  21. Rob

    Possible free jewelry package for successful applicant...

    Well at least _one_ pearl necklace surely?...

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  22. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    New record??

    It took only 5 comments to get to the Bill/Monica adventure. I thought it would be much quicker. Then again, I'm US based. These things take a bit of time.

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  23. Dave
    Coat

    More companies already have this covered...

    http://www.bjservices.com/ (SFW- Unless you find 'coiled tubing' a bit seedy)

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  24. E_Nigma
    Coat

    What are you doing to my mind?!

    I was just reading an another text here ("Security can come cheaply") and I read hookers instead of hackers. Coat, please, gotta find someone to hack up with tonight!

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  25. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    @bjservices.com

    I love that BJ Services offers "completion service".

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  26. amanfromMars Silver badge
    Flame

    Black Watch Tartan Commanders in Apache Chief.

    "It took only 5 comments to get to the Bill/Monica adventure. I thought it would be much quicker. Then again, I'm US based. These things take a bit of time." ..... By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 18:30 GMT

    AC,

    It is a lot quicker, but IT Servers to slower Markets where these things take a bit of time, so as is Traditional Tommy Practiced XXXXPerience ...... . Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance Permitting and Providing Particular and Peculiar Programming Protocols with a Sane Quantum DisRegard of Unnecessary Haste.

    Shame that the Bill/Monica adventure added nothing to any venture, though ..... a selfish indulgence on Public Expenses..... a raw bum deal for everyone involved too.

    And the Flame to burn off excess Gas.

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  27. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I wonder...

    whether this job requires more than just lip service... I'll be leaving, then.

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  28. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    I already have a Job

    And am not leaving for anything less then a head job

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  29. Anonymous Coward
    Pirate

    Re: assistant?

    Perhaps the chap needs an assistant so he can give _himself_ a BJ?

    (you know you would if you could ...)

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  30. James O'Brien
    Coat

    Heh

    My question here is what happens if you get a hair ball? Or would shaving be mandatory. . .

    /mines the one with the Mach3 and shaving cream in the pocket

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  31. Bjorn
    Paris Hilton

    @jason

    Depends, if Paris was involved it would most likely be more like a 6-9 job.

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  32. Bjorn
    Paris Hilton

    reminds me of the old line...

    If I blow your mind, will you promise to not think in my mouth.

    Paris, well if she blew my mind... what can I say..

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  33. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    JOB S*R*E AD

    i once saw an ad on a famous IT job site, looking for an Analsyst,

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