Well I'm not going to welcome a 5 inch tall Martian overlord.
Coat please, plus the shoes if you've finished scraping the alien off the soles.
Alien hunters trawling NASA images for evidence of life have posted what appears to be a little green humanoid in a snapshot taken by the Spirit rover on Mars. The image has since been the focus of a great deal of debate, both informed and otherwise, and you lot were full of interesting theories: It's the Virgin Mary! How long …
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