Lindsay Lohan packed off to morgue Talented thespiatrix and drunk driver Lindsay Lohan will do two four hour shifts in a morgue as part of a court-ordered programme designed to hammer home to DUI perps the consequences of getting sloshed behind the wheel. Lohan will also do two days working in a hospital emergency room as part of her punishment for misdemeanour …
As someone who has known butchers, funeral directors and Morgue workers, I can safely say she will be grossed out. They will happliy eat their sandwiches whilst slicing something open. And getting the newbies to pick out the lumpy bits from the drains is always an option...
Paris Hilton has they are one....
Monkey Island? What a waste!
We should have an enforced Drunk Driver Demolition Death Derby. The further over the drink drive limit you are, the longer you have to stay in the arena before you can come out - if you survive that long.
Naturally they don't get helmets or seat belts and if they drop below a minimum speed the car delivers an electric shock.
"I urge one of you to lie under a sheet and jump up when she is wheeling your trolley along"
Risky business. A friend of mine once tried that, but instead of wheeling him into the morgue his co-conspirators thought it would be much funnier to wheel him outside into the street, where they left him on the wrong side of a locked door naked except for a sheet and toe-tag.
No, I'm not talking about Lindsay Lohan, she is a babe, but about the preceding article on UnBoxing!
What's worse than useless videos about mindless people unwrapping uselessly complicated packaging from mindnumbingly geeky stuff? Well, of course, it's well-researched articles asking for well-informed proposals on useless videos that ... well, it's not well at all, it's rather sick!
And then there is not even an option to submit flaming comments, so Lindsay Lohan has to take the heat.
In one movie a very tired old Volkswagen car proved to be a far better then her less then her ham fisted 50 % of very trying forced effort and her last Horror Film effort well the critics were not altogether very kind about her lack of any real talent in the field and it seems even weeds in the cow paddock growing under manure would have done a better job so as to speak !
As for several Disney Channel poor remakes of basically film fluff of past better made child films of another century without much meat on the bone, if it were not for the supporting cast even a guide dog for the blind would have left the theatre in disgust !
Alas me thinks as an actress she will soon be down to following in the footsteps of the late Dana Plato if I am not mistaken or trying to emulate Linda Lovelace judging by the most popular torrents in her name ! Although as she is not cast in the same frame of women as immortalised by Ruben's I fail to see the description logic on most torrent downloads !
As a singer , as Paris would say don't give up your day or any other job you have on hand !
"Talented thespiatrix and drunk driver Lindsay Lohan will do two four hour shifts in a morgue as part of a court-ordered programme designed to hammer home to DUI perps the consequences of getting sloshed behind the wheel."
Talented? TALENTED? What the hell have you been drinking? Ye gods. Have you SEEN "I know who killed me?"
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