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Researchers at San Diego State University have found that, contrary to the general rule that men get more heavily plastered at parties, women tend to booze more if the parties involve sexual themes and fancy dress. Why? They don't know, but you all agree that they must have had fun trying to find out: Dr Clapp ? Investigating …

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  1. Ishkandar
    Coat

    @Tawakalna

    Do you mean that yours was like an elephant's trunk because it's bendy and cannot be inserted anywhere for any great length of time ??

  2. Ferry Boat

    Yes yes yes

    My comment got picked. Oh Monday morning, thou art so much brighter now.

  3. Tawakalna

    @Ishkandar..

    no, because it's grey and wrinkled with big ears and tusks, obviously, you silly fellow! honestly, one has to explain the simplest things these days...

    ... or did you think I was talking about my willy?

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    welcome to web 3.0

    where even the comments have comments.

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