
diddums
I know it's cruel but hey, it's funny
'one poor chap was forced to ditch "rugs, bedding, curtains, 20 cashmere sweaters, an Armani suit, a couch, a headboard, a night table, a bedframe and an exercise bike'
probably all his property in the place, owing to the whole minimalist living. Bedframe and headboard.. so not the bed then? surely the mattress is a better place to look considering everything else thrown out was material? They're not going anywhere then...
'Mercifully, he was able to find temporary lodging in the Carlyle Hotel while his unwelcome guests were evicted'
What the didn't say is two days later the Carlyle Hotel reported an infestation from an unknown source around the floors of the room he was staying in... (only kidding, would be funny though)