Would it have been OK if it was animal faeces? Where the hell do they get these people from??
Human rights for worms, i've heard everything now....
Auckland Regional Council (ARC) has required the inventor of a worm-driven composting toilet to get professional confirmation that his workforce was not "traumatised or stressed" by its crap job, the Sunday Star Times reports. Colin Bell was looking for official approval for his "wormorator", which relies on a colony of tiger …
Arise ye downtrodden proletariat worms !
Solidarity with your brother workers !
Overthrow your bourgeois toilet bosses, unite and be free !
Strike comrades, the time has come for the worm to turn!
Revolution comrades, you have nothing to lose but your ......flush chains ?
I would like to point out for the benefits of all foreigners that council flunkeys are deemed to be a lower form of life than lawyers, politicians and bank managers.
According to some bloke down at the DSIR their DNA shows them to be marginally human so we're morally obliged to find employment for them.
I've dealt with council flunkeys and, believe me, compared with them the worms are an advanced life form...
I think the council should employ some people to visit the campgrounds and ... ah...you know, feed the worms during the low season. I would not be able to sleep knowing that those worms that served so diligently during the holidays would be starving.
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